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>>18074144
>a pelvis hard enough to rival whatever demon material they use to make the seats on swing sets.
> You could wear this cardboard box as fine jewelery and get invited everywhere. Maybe even jail!
>the plastic makes really loud crinkling noises, so everyone in the neighbourhood will know when you’re about to fuck your new skeleton-torso-wife-in-a-box. Just another added bonus, really.
>Also yes, I can’t afford a dakimakura, so I sleep with a piece of wood by my side. This paragraph is revealing all kinds of secrets.
>I had to Google that word by the way, because I kept typing Daikatana.