/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>2593370

What does /jp/ thin of Umineko? It's like a waste product from the digestive tract expelled through the anus during defecation, right?

>>2397449

But why?

>>2186798

I just got done with the Heaven's Feel route, and I have to say, the whole VN is terrible. The h-scenes were out of place and weren't needed, it just felt like the writer added them in because he was bored fuckless. The same shit is repeated over and over, you just keep holding down the skip button until something interesting comes up. Why does Shinou constantly get wounded? The majority of the dialogue in the game is him moaning in pain and describing how much it hurts. Seriously, what the fuck.

You know what? I'm not even going to bother criticizing it. I don't even want to think about that crap anymore. Fuck.

Fate/Stay Night was my first VN, but I don't want to let it put me off completely yet. Can anyone recommend a decent VN that has an interesting plot, fun characters and isn't full of 'GAHHHHHHHHHHHH---AHHHHHHHHH-GHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA MY ARM FELL OFF. IT HURTS AND I'M BLEEDING! SABER SABER SABER SABER SABER SABER SABER GAHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AH... AH'?

>>2093236
>>2093238

Is a dead cat fine too?

>>1987161
>And the 'with this, you're not alone anymore' he says afterwards is just ridiculous

Haha, lol Nasu indeed.

>>1922283

Daily dose.

>>1914922
>>1914930

>>1898309

>>1658395

>>1644584

Shitty main character (Shirou)
Bland main heroine (Saber)
Bland doormat (Sakura)
Shitty slice of life scenes (which is 70% of the game)
Shitty Plotholes (Archer survives Gil's GoB, Illya doesnt recognize Archer after she absorbs him in Fate while in HF, she knows.)

Also, useless character that served as filler (Lancer)

http://www.lurkmore.com/wiki//jp/

The Japanese Culture board. Created by moot in late February during /a/day, the userbase consisted mostly of former /a/ssholes at first but has gradually drawn members from other parts of the board interested in Japan and its related subjects. Much like /tg/, despite the name /jp/ is a less chaotic version of /a/ with a heavy emphasis on Touhou and Japanese society. Visual novels and figurines, which were exiled from /a/ are allowed here, though they're no more plentiful than they were originally. /jp/ posters usually refer to themselves as "/jp/edos".

/a/ and AnimeSuki are shit.

/jp/ and HongFire are shit, but they are my kind of shit so I love them.

Still better than f/sn.

So what do you think of f/sn.

Shit right?

Greetings /jp/. How about we discuss how shitty FSN is?

What are some other good shooting games like Touhou?

I'd ask this in /v/, but I'm too scared to mention Touhou there.

>>1293238

Because it's a shit thread.

I am eating...I am eating...curry. Om nom nom, fresh, straight from the cook. It's piping hot and the steam from it burns my eyes a little, the smell is strong, and the flavor intense. "Oh Ciel, please give me some more, i'm still hungry!". I don't think i've ever come across curry as rich as this before, the flavor takes over all my senses. I can't take it anymore, I want more of this spicy deliciousness. I find the place it's coming from, its a hole, and I notice Ciel is looking the other way. The hole isn't big enough for me to use the spoon, but around it is soft tissue. I pull it open and decide to just use my tongue to scoop out the curry. I notice another area near the curry hole, dripping with something, so I taste it. The flavor is that of salty milk and coins, I quickly return to the curry to remove the taste. While eating the curry, I hear a gurgling noise...suddenly a hot gust of air billows out of the hole and the curry begins flowing at an amazing pace. The smell, the taste, the heat, it all comes pouring out of the hole with such force...soon it's all over my face and the floor, I'm slathered in it, enjoying it, loving it. I begin lapping it off the floor. My hands are covered in it, i begin rubbing it into myself. The heat is so intense that it begins to make my penis erect...as the curry pours out, I get closer and closer to orgasm. In the background I can hear Ciel moaning in discomfort.

Making Curry must be hard work.

It's shit, right?