/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I saw some people talking about Gangs in MGC last thread and something lodged itself in my brain.
Apologies in advance if it's shit.
>Gentlemen, I've noticed a disturbing trend in recent days.
>Ever since Monstergirls started showing up in the world crime has changed, and not for the better.
>Kidnapping over Robbery? Illegal semen farms over Meth Labs? These days there don't seem to be any humans living the life of an honest criminal.
>And that's where we come in, that's our big opportunity.
>We're going to MGC, we're going straight into the heart of their foothold on Earth, and we're going to show them just what a good old fashioned HUMAN criminal can do.
>I'm talking Storefront holdups, Bank Robberies, and good old fashioned Heists.
>So, pack your bags boys and girls because we're gonna go get rich.
>It's gonna be OUR Payday soon.

I'm sorry about this, I've just been playing a LOT of Payday 2.