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Anon grumbled as he tugged at the collar of his dress. It wasn't a particularly hot day, but when you're carrying a set of twins in your belly, everything feels uncomfortably warm.

Now, it wasn't as if Anon always had these twins, obviously. At first he was pretty excited to find himself in Gensokyo, but that excitement dimmed when he realized two seconds later there was a big pair of ears on his head and a par of breasts on his chest, and his pair of testicles absent and presumably long-gone. Still, there were probably worse fates than being Seiran. At least he wasn't the fat bunny, right? Maybe he could work with this. Plus, he had read a few yuri stories in his day, maybe he could still live out that fantasy.

Making dango and setting up a stall for it was surprising enjoyable. It... probably wasn't Seiran's body influencing him, he just really liked making dango and selling it to people. Could this body influence him in those kinds of ways? That part was an unknown, though many things were an unknown at the moment. For now, things were looking up! That was until one day, when he ended up getting a strange new visitor to his stall.

This visitor was just a normal human guy, young but not childlike, healthy but not muscular, just a completely average guy. After a short conversation, Anon was able to pick up on something - this person was a fellow outsider like him! However, unlike Anon who ended up turning into Seiran, this guy just got spirited in here. He didn't lose his penis, he was getting the proper Gensokyo isekai experience! If Anon was Parsee she'd be overwhelmed with jealousy, but for now Anon just kept his cool, and sold him dango with a smile.

The outsider didn't just stop that one time though. The outsider returned the next day. And the next. Anon was proud at first, after all his dango usually didn't sell as well as his rival Ringo's, so this was proof that he was clearly doing something right. However, it became clear that there was an ulterior motive to the outsider's visits. He would compliment Anon about his dress, how he had done up his hair, his dango (naturally), and how sweet his smile look. These compliments made Anon blush, a perfectly natural reaction that anyone would have, but Anon knew that this outsider was trying to live out what was originally his own fantasy - dating and marrying your favorite Touhou so you can have sex with her. Anon wasn't gay, not in the slightest. He still had his yuri plan which... Well, he hadn't really done anything yet. He wasn't feeling the same interest in women he had felt before, something Anon had chalked up to a side-effect of suddenly changing bodies. Once things felt more comfortable, he'd totally go out and bang chicks and stuff. Right now though, he needed to concentrate on letting this poor bloke of an outsider know he was off the menu. Anon wasn't going to do any gay shit, none at all.