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WELP

>USPS LADY COMES UP TO MY DOOR AND SAYS SHE HAS A PACKAGE FOR ME
>OK COOL
>PULLS MY ROA HARD EDITION OUT OF HER BAG, UN FUCKING BOXED
>"The packaging got damaged this morning..."
>T-thanks....
>SIGN SMALL SLIP SAYING I WAS COOL WITH THAT
>DROP PEN THING
>SHE LOOKS AT ME AS I BEND DOWN TO PICK IT UP
>S-sorry about that ma'am
>"No, i'm sorry about your life choices"
>FUCKING FREEZE UP AS SHE HANDS ME MY ROA HARD
>SHE WALKS THE FUCK AWAY
>I STAND IN MY DOOR AS SHE WALKS ALL THE WAY DOWN MY LONG AS FUCK DRIVEWAY TO HER BOX TRUCK
>STILL STANDING AS SHE STARES AT ME AND DRIVES OFF
>WALK INSIDE
>RIP OPEN BOX STILL RUNNING OFF OF ADRENALINE
>SLAM MY DICK IN IT WITH NO LUBE
>PRETENDS ITS THE MAIL LADY ON ACCIDENT
>THRUST IN AND SPLIT IT OPEN
>CUM
>POST ON JP

FUCK MY LIFE.

In other news, the Roa hard was really nice.