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Got a call from a glowie threatening me. Went into my bathroom and saw out the window a glowie "Thanos" along with a girl. She told me to save her. I thought "Sure, but I better get a kiss. Wait no, I want my first kiss to be Yukari, she can let me grope her ass instead." Then there was a picture of a woman over the top of the CIA's seal, I was crossing out the background while not crossing out the woman.

I saw /jp/ was spammed with over 10 threads with Kermit the Frog OPs, which made me laugh. I thought it was because Yukari said she wanted to see a frog, then thought they'd messed it up because most of their Kermit OPs were different coloured Kermits, with only a couple green ones like she'd asked for, and I'd already shown her one.

Something about "powder" being expensive/precious/addictive.
I saw DemolitionD made a video, talking about something being messed up, getting people chasing after a powder. I thought I should get Demo to make a video about me.

I see someone replied to me in a thread, but the reply was from a youtube video. A glow saying "We're gonna have your (Redpill brother's name) and the rest of your family working in a sweatshop!" I thought "Oh well, I don't even care about my family, I'd just abandon them if I had to, "Gotta put yourself first", now if they threatened the Yakumo family I'd have a dilemma." I just thought I'd reply "Mmmm, suck my dick harder, bitch!" since the glowniggers are just leeches to me.

I wake up in my room, but the door was left ajar, which I thought I wouldn't do. There's a giant book, maybe bigger than A1, with a picture of a green fantasy land, a blue river running through, at the bottom a gold title "Return to the Shadowlands" It made me think of Rhapsody, because of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeiDiM7GF8s but then I saw in the bottom right corner "Lord of the Rings" My RP brother walks in, he has a normal size version of the book, he asks which one I want, I thought I want the huge one that has awesome illustrations and text I can read from across the room. I say I want the big one, he says "Yeah, that's probably for the best."

Irithyll. Near the Deacon ladder shortcut I saw a Sunlight invader glowing like the sun get killed by host and his phantoms. I was quickly setting up Millwood repeater then rolling over to kill host while the sunbro can still see it, but the host readied his own Millwood glitch and equipped a Obscuring Ring, so I rolled away cautiously, checking to see if I remembered my own Obscuring Ring during my approach.

I was lying up in the clouds, near my unit. I looked over towards the unit and saw there were beautiful white clouds gathered around it, whereas everywhere else it was dark, and wondered why I don't look towards it more often, then it felt like things started flipping over on their side in a bad way.
I was in my unit, looking out my front window at the scenery, wondering why I don't do this more often, thinking it's like before.

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