/jp/ - Otaku Culture

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ITS THAT TIME AGAIN!
You know the deal by now, Gura hasnt posted her stream yet, give me your rrats why, all bets must be placed in rratcoin.
Some example rrats:
>Stream canceled due to sickness
>Too busy watching Ame that she forgot
>Technical issues
>She bought a pet rat and is too busy playing with it
Lemme hear YOUR predictions! Outlandish rrats get a bigger payout.

Thank Jesus for being born in the same era as Gura

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
There is still time to place your bets and give me your biggest, juiciest, most retardedly believable predictions on why Gura hasn't scheduled her stream yet.
Current bets:
>Still picking out marshmallows
>She's busy having sex
>Creeped out by marshmallow anon from here
>Waiting on help from Amelia
>She's feeling extra bratty tonight
>She forgot her password
>Her head is stuck in a big jar
Tell me YOUR predictions! Bigger payouts to more insane predictions! Make your bet before time runs out!
(All bets must be paid in rratcoins)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
Its that time again, its 30mins until a Gura stream and she hasn't scheduled it yet. Place your bets and give me your biggest, juciest, most retardedly believable predictions.
>She was procrastinating and is scrambling to read some marshmallows
>She forgot she scheduled a stream today
>She built her PC but its not working properly so she is troubleshooting
>She saw Amelia's tweet and felt compelled to rub one out real quick
Tell me YOUR predictions! Bigger payouts to more insane predictions!
(All bets must be paid in rratcoins)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
Its that time again, its 30mins until a Gura stream and she hasn't scheduled it yet. Place your bets and give me your biggest, juciest, most retardedly believable predictions.
>Her PC cant run RDR2 and burst into flames
>The moldy protein bar finally caught up to her and she's stuck on the shitter
>RFA left her unable to move again
>She forgot
Tell me YOUR predictions! Bigger payouts to more insane predictions!

Ladies and gentlemen you're almost out of time to place your bets. We're past Gura's primetime and still no scheduled stream, hope for a late stream at least. There's still time to make your prediction though, make it while you still can!
Current bets are:
>Cheating on Ame
>Late stream
>Rubbing one out
>Enjoying transcontinental dick
>Lazy shark
>Rhabdomyolosis
>Head stuck in a big jar
>"DOMS kicking her ass so hard she hasn't left the bed yet"
>Food poisoning
>Salt overdose due to vegan food
>Got stuck in traffic
>Late night chuch
>Waiting for Ame to finish her stream
>Too anxious to stream
Prediction bets close in 1 hour and 17mins. Higher payouts to more outlandish predictions.

Ladies and gentlemen theres still time to place your bets. We're almost past Gura's primetime and still no scheduled stream.
Current bets are:
>Cheating on Ame
>Late stream
>Rubbing one out
>Enjoying transcontinental dick
>Lazy shark
>Rhabdomyolosis
>Head stuck in a big jar
>"DOMS kicking her ass so hard she hasn't left the bed yet"
>Food poisoning
>Salt overdose due to vegan food
>Got stuck in traffic
>Late night chuch
Theres still time to make your prediction! Higher payouts to more outlandish predictions.

Ladies and gentlemen its that time again, Gura hasn't scheduled her stream yet and we're flying by her normal hours. Make your prediction on why and place your bets.
Did she:
>Forget about the rescheduled stream
>Too tired and doesn't want to do more ring fit
>Its going to be a later than usual stream
>Just running late
>Took a nap and still hasn't woken up
>Poisoned herself with the meatloaf
Something else? Higher payouts to more outlandish predictions.

Gura loves (you)!

Gawr Gura.

>>31491381
all macross delta songs > shitphogear songs

Gura loves you!

Gura loves you!

Gura loves you!

If you could say anything to Gura with the 100% guarantee that she would read it and take it seriously, what would you say to her?

Gura loves you!

>>30757055
i'm a chumbud and i'm glad they're still together. Gura found happiness and i bet they're planning on moving out and live together.
i'll always support her.
t. forever chumbud

Gura loves you!

>>30662502

>>30623025
I love my retarded daughter!

Whoever asked for it, I tried my best for that song.
I tried my best to listen to that anon's advice about not holding back. I think it worked out.
https://vocaroo.com/1bJ1cREKL90q

Gura loves you!

>>30380775
Gura loves you!

>>30340762
I love her so much...