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>>15591553

>>15082283
And?

Nigga I get to be a fucking cool ass Butler for Batwoman.

What have you got? Some shitty love? HOW DOES THAT COMPARE TO THE ABOVE!?

>>14908755
More like Truthposting

It's just how the world works. If you just accepted it you'd be happy with the end result.

>>14310163
Wait desu senpai baka kek triggered mootwo that badly? That's kind of sad.

>>14102233
Oh that's a good one, I'm gonna have to write that one down.

>>14102237
>>14102238
Oh boy, you boys are hilarious, you gotta admire the ones with delusions of grandeur.

>>14064689
Mari you are the best

>>14040272
Tell her to get the bonnet of her head before a real woman steal you away

>>14040280
Facts shouldn't be considered shitstorms

>>13995873
I just like her because she's the perfect smug shitposter who'd mock human boy rights. Being told to get back in the kitchen makes my dick rock hard.

>YFW they told you nighttime /mgt/ was the best

>>13843676
Nope, no can do!
>>13843679
Kinda... I find it hilarious that this is happening at all.
People used to be afraid of what lurks in the dark or wherever else, now people wanna put their penis in them.
I do like abomination MGs however.
I'm looking more and more forward to KC's Monster girl encyclopedia of the gods now.

>>13768990
>>13768992
>>13768997
>>13768998
Calm down, I was just funposting. No need to get bitter.

Here, have a Lilim. Everyone loves Lilims.

>>13717051
>that last wish
wow that is so selfish! the only reason you are wishing that is so you can feel good about yourself.
did you ever stop to think about her feeling on it?
maybe she likes living in the lamp?
maybe she has a family in there that she never shows to you?
you incensitive prick!

>>13671143

>>13547076
>Aiming too high

Yeah, you're right, human boys ever being able to do anything impressive like that would be impossible!

You tell him sister!

>>13547081
Implying the Demon Lord who loves...well love would cuck all those MGs in love with him.

>>13492352
They are just Succubi who train for battle.

If anything Amazon's, Elves, Dwarves, and regular Succubi are probably the closest things that Humans can really fight toe to toe with through sheer body training.

It's not like a Dragon who inherently has the strength they used to have in their giant bodies conveniently shrunk down into a more human form. It's like this, a Amazon punches a wall and it might crack, a Dragon punches a wall and there is either a massive hole or no wall left.

>>13492356
>50 Years later, you're still attempting to escape
>Your "wife" has already had 2 children with you
>That one successful escape while she was giving birth was short lived but at least you proved it was possible to get away
>Wife no longer bothers fetching you after each escape now
>Her daughters can do that well enough on their own
>Finally giving up, you mutter under your breath
>"Fucking bullshit Lilims."

>>13057335
Monsters can actually fuck for days, probably even worse for lilims, 2 days is hardly nothing.

>>13044332