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14/10
Riding on a car with others, I was sad I ever got on this route.

Someone mentioned Lord of the Rings to me.

With a little line-up of people, called over to an regal elf, I'm caught in her beautifully heterochromatic green/brown eyes for a bit. She says I'm not proud, I think about how my hair's cut shorter because I've fucked up so much, she sends me up into the sky and I come back down with fixed hair, I follow as she dives into a moat leading in and around the castle, until I lose sight of her. I pop out and look back, I thought I saw her disappearing into a tree as a skeleton, came over and it was an orc sentry, I smashed its head in with a brick but it seemed to still be able to tell on me when another came by, I hid under some other water place but they started building stuff over it, I hopped out and killed managed to kill one builder, like a hooded mage, before running.

Heard a guy say "You can create your own Joy Boy", I was picking off bits of hair stuck to an eraser and tossing them onto the girl in front of me, the shape looking like a pussy.

Saw a guy with an image of Yukari and then in the shadows she had awful grafitti all over her.

Guy with a giraffe neck doing the unsettling neck attacking, I was up on top of a tree above. I climb down, there's a girl saying she's associated with pussy, he's neck, asks what I am, though I don't care to associate with anything. I tell the guy I've got 2 giraffe neck lengths, he says more like 1.5. He says "good taste." The girl correctly guesses a song I'd put on, TWOROCKS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAd-2hPkRdg "Ok ok, you can meet with the mayor." going over to a table and shooting just a bit of ketchup onto a chopping board.

I saw myself making a post here saying "Every Touhou thread is full of disgusting brony shit." with brony underlined trying to think of something more believable.

Went over to an asshole putting on American Dad and maybe punched him or at least talked shit then came around later and he's putting it on again.

In a classroom, I point at a group sitting at a neighbouring square of schooldesks saying "Never getting into a fight with them. No one will believe you when you say you're up against a Discord of bronies."

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