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Do you think mercenaries get teased more than regular order soldiers when captured by monsters?

>>46115275
I can quit any time I want

Evil monsters in villain armor

>>43851592
I think you have a heroine addiction

>>43129629
It's an archer's job to tease haughty French monsters in full plate about Agincourt

>>43108876
Hags are too powerful. How can I resist growing up to marry the monster that trained me as a squire

How does the order take monster villains seriously? I would be too distracted staring at her to even listen to her villain speech and likely would grope her in the middle of it. Is that rude?

I'm going to become an officer in the extremist army just so I can boss around monsters bigger than me and if they don't listen when I tell them to do menial tasks, I'll make them run or do pushups!

Remember to grab the tail to defeat a succubus in one attack

My goal in life is to become the commander of an extremist army and still be single and to make my subordinates and superiors increasingly nervous when I lead from the front in the harshest fights. I don't expect to be able to pull it off more than once but it'll give me all I need to tease proud warrior women for a lifetime

So my paladin instructor has this very convincing gear to make her look like a succubus for training and I have to say I've gotten pretty good fighting a simulated succubus. Apparently they're easy to take down if you grab the tail because my instructor loses every time I manage to grab it while sparring. She says I'll be ready to go out on a mission soon so wish me luck, anons.