/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Your hero chooses the main-gauche because no one chose it and he's a hipster.

I don't think this asshole knows who the FUCK he's talking to. I'm just gonna pretend he posted on the wrong board for his own sake.

The hero of /jp/ kindly ignores threads he dislikes because he doesn't like having critical autismic meltdowns on the internet. He saves that for real life.

hey guys,

Remember me?

Post here if you also don't give a fuck about what other people think about your fashion

I wear shorts and a t-shirt no matter the fucking weather.

It could be 27 degrees with heavy rain & wind and I'll still rock the shorts/shirt combo.

so, why does this place bring out the worst of the neckbeards?


You enjoy never having a companion?

You enjoy the mental distraught?

you enjoy having a shit tier existence that'll spiral into depression as you grow older?

you enjoy your waifus and the delusions that are tagged along with that?

>>7639688
Except you're forgetting that what's actually happening is we have neckbeard faggots refusing to believe that they're delusional, and refusing to believe that that their mental state will deteriorate if they go by years (decades) without a companion

They are in fact, retarded.

When you go to bed at night, just remember that I'm right and you're wrong.

FUCK i need to become a Korean pop group manager.


you know how those girls have to suck dick, give their virginities away, and take it up the ass to be chosen over other girls. I could be rolling in high class underage korean pussy, man.

or i just have to become an important figurehead in the korean music industry, since the girls get pimped out and shit.

i wonder how the managers deal with when they send their girls out for a night with bill clinton and they come back with bruises on their face and blood between their thighs. Hmm makeup i guess.

so

let me get this straight

you faggots are proud that you have no job, no car, no life, and a are a complete waste of breath and is an embarrassment to your family and general society?

Guys, have you tried calling people on Gmail yet?

http://www.google.com/chat/voice/

It's fucking god tier and essentially IMPOSSIBLE to trace. I've been calling people with howard stern sounboards for the past 45 min. or so. Feels good man.

Oh, and the rates are incredible. First off, anywhere in the USA & Canada is absolutely free, and everywhere else is dirt cheap - the cheapest rates you'll find when compared to anybody else.

so hop in, try it out, and prank the shit out of anybody you want to without any worries.

>HE'S NEVER DONATED MONEY TO CHARITY AND OR GOOD CAUSES!

How does it feel to be subhuman trash?

>walking down sidewalk

>here a chick shout out a blood curling scream off in the distance, followed by a 'help me! I need help'

>turn your head, see that it's a chick across the street being attacked by a dog

what do?

The level of customization in this game is amazing. I'll wait for the full game and an English patch.

Illusion has my approval.

So, my mom offered to pay to have my 21st birthday party take place in las vegas, but I declined as I'm not a normalfag. Party would be next month, though I turned 21 today.

Lately, has anybody else just been staying home for their birthday & not really celebrating it?

Ahhh yeah, baby.

Who else got chocolates and shit from their parents?

When I woke up this morning I thought 'Man, I hope my parents give me some chocolates or candy :3' and sure enough, my mom gave me a heart of chocolates

You get anything from your parents?

Here's a couple lines to give to cigarette smokers whenever you see those low life cretins in public:

>when passing by smokers in public, blurt out:

WHAT SMELLS LIKE SHIT?

>mind game you can play to fuck around with the mongoloids:

Ask why he enjoys sucking on phallus shaped objects. present it like a serious psychological theory about smoking. Say that nicotine isn't really what addicts him to smoking, it's the cock craving that does it. subconsciously, they like sucking on phallus shaped objects

Am I the only one who thought about the following:

Imagine how celebrities feel about wanting other celebs. It's just a typical example of that 'so close, yet so far' feeling. You know, they have a far better chance of actually getting to contact with these girls but perhaps they're too shy like us, and what not.

I'd imagine it's a feeling that's 10x worse than what we feel when we realize we'll never meet our celeb crushes

show me a cop that didn't graduate with a GED and I'll show you a million dollars on your door step next morning.

Holy shit I'm glad I'm not as stuck up and delusional as you guys. I'll enjoy laughing and enjoying life instead of just wishing everything was better until I die unfulfilled.

Just came to tell you that you'll most likely end up dying a grandfather.

You mad?

>>6882300
>>6882215
>I hate black people even when they're not black. I'm an unique individual.

CRT:
better color range
higher response times
no ghosting & blurring

So, have you asked yourself where you're at in my life?

You know, I had a sit down with my dad and some other people earlier. They discussed how I'm pretty apathetic, and how that's a bummer as they see great potential in me.

We didn't come to a conclusion on a good path I should take, but I agreed that i'll take some more initiative in getting my life on track.

Recently, have you had any sort of outlook on where your life is headed?

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1. Seinfeld
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3. Sopranos