/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>mfw i took japanese in middle school (in america) and know hiragana by heart and these weeaboo fags are struggling to learn it in their 20s

Why don't you just buy a mousepad then sell it for $151 then buy the one you want for $150.

how many of you are actually japanese

You people are toddlers.
>not betraying humanity AND the monsters in worst ways possible to be the main character of smug pictures in the Rapernet after thousands of years

>that bitch Ran tells me to take care of Chen
>Says she will award me with 100 GBP if I do well
>get a rumbly tums tums for tendies
>remember the time made extra yummy ones after throwing away my diapes like a good boy
>get the frying pan and prepare the oil
>little shit walks in and grabs my leg
>Anon, I'm hungwy!
>cunt knocks me off balance and makes me pours half the fucking pan on her chest
>starts crying
>oh shit
>little shit still won't shut up
>suddenly remember peepee is sterile
>rush to my room and grab my gallon jug
>come back, she's still rolling on floor
>strip her dress off and start pouring it all over her
>stops screaming and goes to sleep like a good kitty
>lock her up in my cool dark closet for healing times until Ran comes back
Do you think I'll get extra points for being a good boy doctor?