/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Daddy is the honoured recipient of a greeting from you, so it's time for him to reward you! You declare as much loudly. "I was jusht bworn shitty-shect you know? Gib shweet-shweets to Awish! Loads ish fine!" To ram home the point you start shaking your anyaru. "Showwy for being sho cyute!"

Daddy laughs. "Yufufufu! What a city-sect little one that looks just like Alice!" She rubs up against you, to your delight. Your sisters watch on, and learn their first lesson: demanding what you want is very city-sect indeed!

Having learned from you, the little Alices all pipe up. "Dwaddy! Gib munch-munch, now ish fine!" "Awish ish hungwy! Gib sweet-sweets!" The cacophany encourages the Patchoulis to join in. "Mukyu! Da gweat sage of da shitty ish hungwy!" "Pwease dwaddy, Patche is hungwy..."

Daddy instinctively knows what to do. "Don't worry little ones! It's time to munch-munch on city-sect Mister Stalk!" She breaks the empty stalk off Mommy's head, and passes it to her. Mommy mashes it up with her teeth, and feeds everyone with the softened stalk flesh. You and your sisters enjoy your first easy meal. "Sho good! Dish shid ish sho good!" You declare loudly as you dig in. Your sisters seem to agree. "Munch-munch! Habbidess!" "Chank you for dish shitty-shect meal dwaddy!" "Batche wantsh more of dish good shid!" "Awish wiww wet you each her pwoo-pwoo if you forg ober more!" Mommy looks happy. "Mukyu! Patchouli's little ones are really taking it easy!" Daddy smiles widely. "So many city-sect little ones... It makes Alice feel warm to Mister Custard!" As you and your sisters finish your meal, nature soon calls. "Doin pwoo-pwoo eajy!" Almost in unison, you all fall on your backs, anyarus stretched out to Mister Sky. A short squeeze later, and a healthy lump of expired custard comes out. "Wefweshed!" You yell, and engage in some gratuitous anyaru waving. Daddy and mommy share the labour of clearing up the poo-poo, and soon the whole family forms a manjuu pile together, happily falling asleep to soft cries of "wub-wub." [1/2]