/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40774351
>he dares insult the dead

>>39561255
>I'm hungry
silly lich, you are undead

>>21215495
>Viking anon and his wendi waifu go on many great adventurers
>Has fought hundreds of battles and won many of them
>Even managed to punch out a dragon by quaffing down strength potions
>Finally settles down and raises a family with the vast fortune he and his wife amassed
>Even with the extended lifespan of monsters he feels himself getting older, as does his wife
>Seen their great great great grandchildren grow up before they start feeling like it's their time
>Worried if they'll be accepted into the great halls of their ancestors
>One morning they're found asleep in each other's arms by their grown children
>They don't react to any calls
>Eventually it's ruled they died in their sleep
>The funeral processions go underway as normal
>Meanwhile in the gates of Valhalla open for them as in respect of their life of battles
>Both enjoy the rest of eternity with their ancestors eating, drinking and fighting side by side like they did in their younger years
There's an afterlife for everyone anon, even those paper shuffling jackasses that live off of bureaucracy it's called Hell

>>20797837

Nobody can beat the PAT.

Not the PAT.

Even the most stoic of girls are weak to headpats.

>>19536322
Lich daughterus are rare but unbelievably cute.

>>19471499
Indeed

Liches are cute. CUTE!

>>17803941
Sure, headpats are very important to me.