/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So, /jp/, what gives you your fetish for 2D girls? I'm not trolling; I am honestly curious as to what makes them appealing to you. I figured I'd plunk my question down right here so as not to interrupt /h/ in its collective fapping, and because a lot of the members here aren't exactly closeted in regards to finding 2D girls hot.
I've heard that you like them because they're nonthreatening and don't require commitment outside of a My Pictures folder. That seems like bullshit to me, since the girls in RL porn aren't exactly banging on your door asking for a second chance with you.
I've also heard people saying that anime and other 2D girls represented an ideal body that was unattainable outside of poser porn, and judging by the proportions in hentai, "unattainable" is certainly true, although strictly in the senses hindering my quest to achieve a physique like Cthulhu.
I'm not getting on you for finding a drawing attractive. The Gibson Girls certainly weren't hurting for an audience. It's not that the object of your attraction is inanimate or "not real" enough. Porn stars aren't exactly au naturale in their styling- how many women do you know who undergo anal bleaching?(If you cut me off halfway through, that's okay. It's the same answer.)
Looking at the vast majority of anime girls seen as attractive, though, I think I'd rather give the Lincoln Memorial a lapdance.
What gives you the hots for anime girls? Why do they leave me cold? Be honest, /jp/. This is anonymous, after all.
And no, I'm not implying that the majority of your have hardons for anime girls, or that you should be ashamed for the former. I'm not writing a manifesto against the things you fap to- I just want to know why.