/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I sometimes forget dwarves do actually exist in MGE canon as a nearly 99% all-female race because succubus sex magic and hentai logic. Other than the exceedingly rare 1% male dwarves remaining. Are there "extremist" demon realm dwarves who are all for turning every single male dwarf left into their current all-female monstergirl variant?

Chaos Dwarves for the extremist sub-faction?

>>43039679
Reminder anons. Never EVER utter the word "Short" or any similar words that mean the same to dwarves. For it is insensitive and mean to say to dwarven-kind.

>>35297282
>"Eyyy! You just posted cringe anon! That is going into the Book of Grudges! What's that, you're not aware of dwarven culture and rules? That's also going into the Book of Grudges!"

>>34870922
They're a type of monster now. And they still have their craftsmanship.

>>34691168
Hi-ho, hi-ho! It's off to fuck we go!

>"ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE-EARED PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR PISS-STAINED PUBIC HAIR YOU CALL A WIG, I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR SHIT SO HARD THAT YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK WITH YOUR LIMP DICK! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SHAVEN PERFECT LITTLE ASS THAT YOUR BREATH IS GONNA SMELL LIKE SHOE POLISH! THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED ANAL BEAD ON YOUR BELT AND PUSH IT IN YOUR FACE! I'M GONNA FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY FUCKIN' VAGINA PUBES! I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD OUGHT TO BE JUST SO THAT I CAN KICK 'EM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET, YOU TWAT!"

>"I KNEW YOU ELVES HAD NO HONOR! NO RESPECT! NO BEER!"

>"ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU POLE-PROPORTIONED DENDROPHILES! IF YOU TRY ANYTHING NASTY WITH THE BITCHBOY OVER HERE, I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR FUCKIN' ARROWS, AND SHOVE THEM IN BETWEEN YER POLISHED FINGERNAILS! I'M GONNA TAKE THAT BOWSTRING OF YOURS AND STRING YOU UP BY YOUR FUCKIN' FORESKIN UNTIL GRAVITY GIVES YOU A BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION, AND PLAY IT LIKE A FUCKIN' VIOLIN! I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YOU UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING BUT A BUTT LEFT! I'M GONNA COLOR THAT LITTLE PANSY GREEN SKIRT RED USIN' YER FUCKIN' BONE MARROW! YOU BETTER BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN, 'CAUSE I'LL MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU NEVER WERE, YE ATROCIOUS FUCKIN' BOIL ON THE FACE OF REALITY!"

Would you?
personally, I would not

>>26153650
>"ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE-EARED PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR PISS-STAINED PUBIC HAIR YOU CALL A WIG, I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR SHIT SO HARD THAT YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK WITH YOUR LIMP DICK! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SHAVEN PERFECT LITTLE ASS THAT YOUR BREATH IS GONNA SMELL LIKE SHOE POLISH! THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED ANAL BEAD ON YOUR BELT AND PUSH IT IN YOUR FACE! I'M GONNA FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY FUCKIN' VAGINA PUBES! I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD OUGHT TO BE JUST SO THAT I CAN KICK 'EM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET, YOU TWAT!"

>"I KNEW YOU ELVES HAD NO HONOR! NO RESPECT! NO BEER!"

>"ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU POLE-PROPORTIONED DENDROPHILES! IF YOU TRY ANYTHING NASTY WITH THE BITCHBOY OVER HERE, I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR FUCKIN' ARROWS, AND SHOVE THEM IN BETWEEN YER POLISHED FINGERNAILS! I'M GONNA TAKE THAT BOWSTRING OF YOURS AND STRING YOU UP BY YOUR FUCKIN' FORESKIN UNTIL GRAVITY GIVES YOU A BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION, AND PLAY IT LIKE A FUCKIN' VIOLIN! I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YOU UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING BUT A BUTT LEFT! I'M GONNA COLOR THAT LITTLE PANSY GREEN SKIRT RED USIN' YER FUCKIN' BONE MARROW! YOU BETTER BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN, 'CAUSE I'LL MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU NEVER WERE, YE ATROCIOUS FUCKIN' BOIL ON THE FACE OF REALITY!"

t.Various aggressive and insulting dialogue from a Dwarf Mamono towards elven men

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole. Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole.

>>24754622
Anon this is me playing for the first time I don't even know how to use anything they collect or how to get them to do what they've been designated to do

How tall are these things anyway?

>>20645523
So what are the loli races that might benefit the most from this? I can't help but think that dwarves would be a good bet. They'd still be short most likely (after all they are dwarves) but at least not pseudo toddlercon anymore.

Sex with dwarves!

Stuck in dwarf village
https://youtu.be/Pyh-76qdVeU

No Elves allowed. Humans welcome.

>>19987745
>dwarves look like preschooler

>>19525720
I honestly forgot the dwarf was a thing in MGE

Help!

I'm starting to fall in love with dwarves. What's happening to me?

>>16073364
>those clothes

Dwarves definitely deserve more love

I'm going to shill this here because I love Dwarves and I know you all have good taste.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XFwdw_qd7Y

Now that that's out of the way, let's talk about how we can fix MG Dwarves maybe?

Far over the misty mountains cold
To dungeons deep and caverns old
We must away ere break of day
To seek the pale enchanted gold

The Story you've all been waiting for

http://pastebin.com/C8kcfM5N

If anyone has any criticism or advice to share, please do! Hope ya'll get some enjoyment from reading this.

>>15748766

Dwarf, both in body and personality.
I'm a degenerate piece of shit who's gonna be burning in hell for these tastes of mine

Do you know who we never talk about over here?

That's right.

Midgets.