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GIVE ME A FUCKIN MIC
YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SHIROU, YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH A SERVANT, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I'M A COUNTER GUARDIAN, AND I'M NOT NORMAL. SO YOU GOT A 25 PERCENT CHANCE AT BEST, AT BEAT ME. AND THEN YOU ADD GILGAMESH TO THE MIX? YOU- CHANCES OF WINNING, DRASTICALLY GO DOWN. SEE THE THREE WAY AT UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I! I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, CAUSE GILGAMESH KNOWS! HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO EMIYA SHIROU, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25 PERCENT CHANCE AND YOU GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNIN AT UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75 PERCENT CHANCE OF WINNING, IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1, AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 CHA- PERCENTS. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNIN AT UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS. SENOR SHIROU? THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE. AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU, AT UBW.