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>>10236149

h-hey please... don't try and be me... he asked me first...

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lip gloss as dildo, keep it in drawer of nightstand
>take it with me to the shower, fap furiously, brain stops working
>wash my hair with body wash
>realize what i'm doing halfway through
>rinse it out, finish shower as normal with the added bonus of wanting to lay on the floor and sleep
>get out
>go to room, take nap, continue life as normal
>later after dinner
>mom comes in my room
>"anon, why was there lip gloss in the shower?"
>she has it in her hand
>"uhh... I was... using it."
>"in the shower?"
>"I JUST LIKE TO FEEL PRETTY OKAY"
>"weirdo."
>she hands it to me
>walks out
>she fucking knows

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I love you, /a/

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