/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How do I deal with poser monsters?

>Adoptive momster constantly dresses up like a teenager
>Constantly uses "hip" lingo that always a year or two behind
>Always tells your friends she's a cool mom
>Offers to buy you alcohol even though all the onis your age would happily get you some
>Despite all this her music taste still hasn't changed
>Will blast Promiscuous from her minivan as she picks you up from practice
>At parent teach conferences she tells the other parents and new teachers she's your girlfriend
>Thankfully she just tells them it's a joke after seeing their reaction
>Near the end of the school year she starts asking you if you have a date for prom
>Says if you don't have one you can take her instead of going alone like she did