/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting bishies.

>"What is this abnormal looking stick, human? I doesn't look like a spear..."
>"It feels somewhat heavy... but... where are the blades? How do you intend to defend yourself with such thing?"
>"...A what? A M-Mus...ket? That's what you humans call it?"
>"Why give it a name if it doesn't even look that different from a simple wooden stick? What does it do that our weapons can't do better?"
>"It kills prey from a distance? But we already got bows and arrows for that!"
>"Enough of this silliness, human. Here, I'll help you transform this useless thing into something worth using!"
>"Fit this sharp blade here... and a sculpt of the Great Eagle of Freedom for spiritual protection and blessing... there we go!"
>"You see, human, now THIS is a weapon! No need to thank me, thank my older sisters for this, as I'm passing their teachings on to you now."
>"Now, come. I'll show you how to be a real hunter, the Amazon way."
>"...Huh? Careful with what? What's a 'trigger'?"