/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20214013
She's really nice to look at, you're right. She's really pretty.

Probably my feelings towards her are an idealized version of that. But remember, a daughter is still a real human. Except when it's Rin.

http://techandfacts.com/robot-programmed-to-fall-in-love-with-a-girl-goes-too-far/

Looks like we aren't very far from our robot waifus. Bonus, they'll be very yandere. Downside is you might get NTR'd.

Daily reminder.

TRUTH TRUTH truth
the TRUTH

> girlfriend

Attention!
Having waifus is an /a/ related habit. It doesn't belong on /jp/. So if you have a waifu and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/jp/ is for translators, artists and scholars of Japanese culture only. It is a place to create original content and engage in meaningful discussions. Not a place for man-children to salivate over imaginary cartoon girlfriends.

Now that this is settled, please continue.

PS: Stop jacking off to touhous.

I tried to post this on /a/ but I realized they're all too normal to understand. So anyways, yesterday I got a call from the only female friend of mine. She said she had a problem with her VLC being unable to play some anime, and asked me to come over to check it out. I was surprised because the only times we talk are at work. I decided to go there and see what the problem is. She told me to wait a second while she was done in bath. She walks to me with a tail and animal ears. Wearing nothing but pyjamas and panties. Holy shit. She grabs my arms and pushes me to a wall. Face to face she whispers at me asking am I a virgin while she's pushing her leg between my crotch. I am completely speechless and try to say something but I keep stuttering. She gives me a kiss and says "I can take it". She told me to sit down on the bed and get comfortable while she goes to the bathroom. At this point I did a daring escape from the building. She texted me afterwards "am you gay or something". Next time I see her is on Sunday. What the fuck am I supposed to do? I can't find out a good way to say I just hate 3DPD without sounding insane/looking like a complete loser. She likes anime too but isn't a 3D hater like me, and probably wouldn't understand "3DPD". Please give suggestions ;__;

http://gensokyo.no-ip.info/index.html

Once we decode this shit, we will know the secret to open the portal.

>>8661926
Those times are long gone now. New posters who do not understand the existing culture come in an misinterpret it. Being the little girl is no more than fetish material on the current /jp/.

>>8663064
There's is no 'true romance'. There is 'pure romance', but it is fake and it has always been fake. It's a myth to initially get you interested in relationships. To think you can somehow greatly improve your life just by having frequent contact with a specific member of the opposite sex is nonsense. Love does exist, but it's not the idealistic fare fiction makes it out to be. The only pure love is in fiction and in your own mind.

>>7377027
That's the entire problem with sluts. Most of the time, a slut does not love you and only wants sex. If she can get better sex elsewhere, she'll leave you for that other person as she never truly loved you.

That's the appeal of pure girls: with pure girls, you can rest assured that she loves only you, and won't leave you for someone else. It's not directly the amount of sex that's bothering people, but the unreliability of a slutty partner.

http://www.health.arizona.edu/health_topics/sexual_health/kissing.htm
>About 80-90% of American adults have oral herpes
/jp/ - ∞
normalfags - herpes

Looks like it's /jp/'s victory. Don't be lonely, be glad you don't have herpes and are clean.

>>6211760

>>6206803
LET ME TEACH YOU THE WAYS OF OUR PEOPLE

BECOME A TRUE NEET, SHIT AND PISS ON THE FLOOR.
ACHIEVE SATORI, READ YOUR SCIP EACH AND EVERY DAY

You know what? I fucking loved a girl. She was the only non-slutty girl I ever met. Boy, she was sweet, she was gentle, she had a beautiful voice, she was short and cute. Every time she was close to me I felt chills going down my spine and wanted to hug her tightly and tell her everything was gonna be alright.
She was the ONLY FUCKING PERSON whom I considered marrying with; I am well aware what marriage means, and on a side note, I'm greedy as fuck and I know how a relationship with a girl will leech out your money and everything else. But her... Dammit, every time I witnessed her kind attitude, her smile, I knew it would work, I KNEW SHE COULD MAKE IT HAPPEN. Even though she was Christian and I an atheist.
And then on a beautiful Valentine's day, when I was ready to give her a chocolate and tell her how I was feeling, I notice something new, a ring on her finger, and listen to her telling to the other girls at work that he was a Christian just like her.
Well, and then I thought, fuck this shit. I am happy with my hands.

http://kotaku.com/5588574/poll-more-than-half-of-real-girls-cannot-compete-with-game-females

So 3D knows it's pig disgusting? Fascinating.

Also >Kotaku

>>5519820

I never do.