/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46421868
You don't have to keep selling me on it. See, it's part of my master plan to make the Mu' take it easy~ so >>46422096 has a better chance.

>>46405334
He hates it!

>>45833885
Yes. Unless you are Yukari's wife. She can't tell the difference between (You) and her shikigami unless you're actively launching baby batter in her.
Which she won't let you do 24/7 because of course 23 hours of her day will be spent either sleeping or congratulating herself on getting such an "easily swayed" human to fall for her so much.
Right in front of your face, of course.

>>45649550
And you have another 28 days left on your sub.
>>45649551
Boa (brianoa) is the artist tag on danbooru. I have done nothing but generate smug yukari's for the last 10 minutes.

>>42667743
The first time Yukari even thought about a break!
She's continously extracting sperm out of me!
Ran and Chen can't stop masturbating!

>>42329885
damn hag at it again

>>38246938
Yakoomer of course

Imagine this: you wake up one day to morning wood piching a tent in your pants, a little uncomfortable but not unusual. It doesn’t seem to wan to go down immediately either and stays up while you get up to do other things.

Then suddenly out of nowhere, you feel it. The tent is gone and you can see the edge of some black tear in reality opting out of your waistband. You gasp and your knees buckle as you feel silk-covered fingers grasp your cock and start stroking it furiously, relentlessly, mercilessly. The sheer constant euphoria of pleasure is too much to hold in and nearly spasming by this point, you pump out the hardest load you have in weeks into wherever your cock is. Finally the gap in your pants closes and your given your deflated penis back.

“Having a good morning Anon?” you hear behind you, and turn around to see Yukari staring at you with a smug satisfied smile on her face. She’s wearing her low-cut dress showing off her cleavage, which just so happens to be glazed in cum.

God dammit Yukari.