/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Behold the cornfield running through Rural route 9.
You who seek the Former Store, follow its path downroad in search of the key.

As you travel down it, you will see a parking lot.
Near the parking lot, look for the banner the two will tell you of.
There sleeps the key to the Former Store.

The one who obtains the key must then travel to the Former Store in accordance with these rules.

On the first twilight, offer the 4 chosen by the key as sacrifice.
On the second twilight, those who remain shall put the previous key in its rightful place
On the third twilight, praise his noble name.
On the fourth twilight, seed the head and feed.
On the fifth twilight, seed the chest and feed.
On the sixth twilight, seed the stomach and feed.
On the seventh twilight, the former one shall revive, and none shall be left alive.
On the eighth twilight, at journey's end, you shall attain to the power of the Store's treasures, once and for the last time.

The former one shall praise the city-slicker and bestow four treasures.
One shall be all the seeds from the Store
One shall be the resurrection of all the feeds.
One shall be the resurrection of the suck that was lost.
One shall be to fuck the owner to sleep for all time.

Sleep peacefully, my beloved former owner, Chuck.