/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Because Stage 5 eats me alive.

>>10888547
>literally inhaling
wow that's pretty bad
wouldn't she start choking?

How many bathrooms does SDM have?

>>10164450
oh.

I thought te vase of flowers was where the teddies used to be or something....

how do truNEETs get haircuts?


i'll be going out for my hair cut tomorrow and i'm nervous as fuck

>>9382507
It's time to use "that"!
No, not "that"!

>>9358482
Lewd!

pls don't delete my thread dude!
I'm just looking for advice.

This is the condition I have, I won't post pics of my dick though: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie's_disease

For the ones who missed the previous thread:
I can't jerk off any longer.
What do I do now?

Alright so my dick turned into a grotesque abomination and it seems like I won't be able to masturbate for the rest of my life.

What do I do with all that free time?

Should I undergo dangerous surgery to turn my cock back to normal although I won't use it for anything but fapping anyway?

Should I just kill myself?

wh 2hu fg?

A joke. Just like in /a/ the term waifu is used as a joke by the older userbase and newfriends who fall for it are the punchline. There are others too.

truNEET reporting in, if you go outside, get out of /jp/

>>8845480

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>>8827130
Just a reminder:
/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This is the barrel bottom, the same shit as cosplayers, but at least you guys found a way to feel superior. I bet they feel the same about us.

I'm afraid to visit other sites than 4chan, how much "points" is 1.5h of muay thai worth? How much is a 23km run that took 2h?

I keep forgetting words when I talk to people. Names of things and people, and abstract contexts mainly. Terrible experience, I sound like a simpleton.

>>7988338
So you are surviving on doritos?
Why not buy some real food, like beans, rice, bread, potatoes, cabbage, etc?

You can usually buy entire loaves of fresh bread from local delis or bakeries for a dollar a loaf at the end of the day.
Or ask them for day old bread.

>>7780425
YA BLEW IT

WAY TO BREAK CHARACTER

> due to years of constipation
I've shit like once a week for the last five years, now I'm scared.

every damn time!!

>>7429793

Spaceland Adventure 3

What do you want to see?

Here is what is in store for the next game:

- More autism
- More lag
- More baka references
- The ability to kill nyan cat

Looking for more suggestions

>>7393586
there is more than 1 eye?