/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>8652150
No, I was more interested in a pic showing our dear meido beaten, abused, miserable and possibly raped.
She can be sobbing in a corner or facing the viewer with tears and blood adorning her bruised face while the perpetrator lifts her up by her collar/is holding her by the neck.

Consider this a request.

meido appreciation thread

thanks for coming back to us meido :3~<3

MEIDOOOOOOOOOOO

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MEIDOOOOOOOOOOO

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ITT : original /jp/ memes

Meido oh God meido where are you?
MEIDOOO!

ITT original /jp/ meme

``Ungh! Oh, meido!" I closed my eyes and moaned in pleasure as her small hands wrapped around my shaft. There's a small body next to mine, a fragile thing of beautiful imperfections. She's soft, slightly damp, and warm. The humanity of it all shocked me; she was so fucking beautiful, so graceful. And her body, wet with sweat, should have been repulsive - but her bodily odors just drew me in more. ``Hold on now," I whispered into her ear, laying her down on the bed. Our lips met for a tender moment before I slid away. A kiss for each of her fingers, a gentle sucking; and boring of her hand, as well, I move to her armpit. I take a deep inhale, rubbing my face in her unshaved pits. ``Mmm," I sighed dreamily. The smell and taste of a natural woman. Sour, yet sweet. And a bit salty. Her armpits were the icing on the cake; she'd be fine without the hair, but truly, they completed her. As I burrowed my face deeper and deeper into her, I began to softly jerk her cock with my right hand. Her uncut penis reflected her best traits; small, soft, warm, with a bit of hair. But not a lot. It was natural, all perfectly natural.

WTF that's not the image I posted.

There's a whole day to delete these threads. Keep going. /jp/ has been through much worse shit. You're nothing. Learn your place.

>VI.14.36 (Bar of Salvius); 3494: In one bar, a picture depicts two men playing dice. One shouts, “Six!” while his opponent holds up two fingers and says, “No, that’s not a ‘three’; it’s a ‘two’”. By the door of the bar, another picture shows a short man driving a group of men out. Above his head are the words, “Go on, get out of here! You have been fighting!”

Ancient meido

Take up the White Man's burden—
Send forth the best ye breed—
Go bind your sons to exile
To serve your captives' need;
To wait in heavy harness,
On fluttered folk and wild—
Your new-caught, sullen peoples,
Half-devil and half-child.

Take up the White Man's burden—
In patience to abide,
To veil the threat of terror
And check the show of pride;
By open speech and simple,
An hundred times made plain,
To seek another's profit,
And work another's gain.

Take up the White Man's burden—
The savage wars of peace—
Fill full the mouth of Famine
And bid the sickness cease;
And when your goal is nearest
The end for others sought,
Watch Sloth and heathen Folly
Bring all your hope to nought.

Take up the White Man's burden—
No tawdry rule of kings,
But toil of serf and sweeper—
The tale of common things.
The ports ye shall not enter,
The roads ye shall not tread,
Go make them with your living,
And mark them with your dead.

Take up the White Man's burden—
And reap his old reward:
The blame of those ye better,
The hate of those ye guard—

The cry of hosts ye humour
(Ah, slowly!) toward the light:—
"Why brought ye us from bondage,
Our loved Egyptian night?"

Take up the White Man's burden—
Ye dare not stoop to less—
Nor call too loud on Freedom
To cloak your weariness;
By all ye cry or whisper,
By all ye leave or do,
The silent, sullen peoples
Shall weigh your Gods and you.

Take up the White Man's burden—
Have done with childish days—
The lightly proffered laurel,
The easy, ungrudged praise.
Comes now, to search your manhood
Through all the thankless years,
Cold, edged with dear-bought wisdom,
The judgment of your peers!

Hey /jp/, a dumb question, but I'll ask. A lot of you guys seem really cool and I think it'd be fun to chat. How do you talk off-site? Is there an IRC where you all meet up? Or do you talk on Twitter or formspring something?

Meido, you lazytard! Wake up already! This board needs you again!

Where the fuck is meido?

I've been reporting shitty threads non-stop for almost 24 hours now without any results.
Why did the shitposters took over /jp/?
Why do they think shitposting is funny?
Why isn't anybody else helping me report all these shitty threads?
Why aren't their threads getting deleted?
Why aren't they banned?
Why can't /jp/ just go back to the good old days?

WHY?

I want meido to treat my dick like she treats the delete button.

>>7843153
But a thousand tons of others are, onionhead. You contributed in ruining the lives of thousands, you fucking criminal.

Hey Faggots,
I am Meido, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day shitposting, posting shitty 2hus or pigs. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of me in danbooru.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am team lead of the 4chan janitor force and voted 4chan employee of the year twice in a row. What else do you guys do, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I got a meido appreciation society and have a banging hot vacuum (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my hot vacuum

Hey Faggots,
I am Meido, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day shitposting, posting shitty 2hus or pigs. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of me in danbooru.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am team lead of the 4chan janitor force and voted 4chan employee of the year twice in a row. What else do you guys do, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I got a meido appreciation society and have a banging hot vacuum (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my hot vacuum

Remember when meido stopping visiting because he was trying to clean himself up so he could get a girlfriend? /jp/ was just fine back then.

IMO how the maid removed 12 pages per visit only made things worse. I feel it just made people spam more in order to replace the deleted pages. Then the maid come back to delete that and this cycle would just continue over and over multiple times per day.

With no more maid wiping the board everyday
Significantly less asspained /b/a/v/ users spending 10 hours per day trying to get revenge on /jp/ for their deleted posts

Even Sion and Kuroko spammer were spamming their threads less.

But now with the new meido, they are frustrated like never before and are spamming the board 24/7.

I understand the janitor has good intentions, but he isn't just going about this the right way.

Remember when meido stopping visiting because he was trying to clean himself up so he could get a girlfriend? /jp/ was just fine back then.

IMO how the maid removed 12 pages per visit only made things worse. I feel it just made people spam more in order to replace the deleted pages. Then the maid come back to delete that and this cycle would just continue over and over multiple times per day.

With no more maid wiping the board everyday
Significantly less asspained /b/a/v/ users spending 10 hours per day trying to get revenge on /jp/ for their deleted posts

Even Sion and Kuroko spammer spam their threads less now. Before they would just butt heads with the overzealous maid all day.

I understand the janitor had good intentions, but he wasn't just going about this the right way.

And now the new janitor is repeating the old same mistakes of the former janitor all-over-again.

Now you should ask yourself, /jp/.

Are you doing the right thing?
Relying on a person over the Internet that you don't even know, to carry on a job that should be done by the members of its society and not by a single tyrannous being that seeks only self-approval?
Think about what you are doing /jp/.
Lending so much power to a single person is a dangerous thing, and keep in mind that in the future that person might acquire even more power.

That way she will be able to dominate this so beloved community and toy with it as she wants.

We should act before its too late, we should strike her while she is still weak.

Lets do it my brothers.

>>7800719
A lot of frustrated shitposters is a sign of a good Meido.