/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46772471
>Been monitoring these threads since bloody October
Reality just hit me like a truck good lord
Little Timmy has basically gone though his entire year of 4th grade meanwhile I'm still strugglin' to finish this story about a robot and 2 nincompoops.

It had been a couple days since Lemontene accidentally found out about Mima’s revival & befriended the shut-in scientist Asakura Rikako and her janitorial robot. The little goblin had quite the time to reflect on all that had happened. “End of Gensokyo as we know it” huh? What a horrifying concept. Fairies don’t often need to think about the end of anything really, much less something as deep as existence itself.
Well, okay. Fairies aren’t THAT clueless. It’s just that due to never having to seriously worry about anything like death means the most experience they have to the concept of an ending is when that one ice cream store had to permanently shut down due to a rabid bullet ant & termite infestation.

Anyways, Lemontene decided to go back and visit the misty lake with what remaining time she had left. Despite not being the place she respawns at whenever she died, She basically considered it her home with how much time she’d spend there. It’d been a while since she last went there. Ever since the Hakurei Shrine Experience opened, Lemontene has been somewhat hyperfixated on operating her refreshment stand. When was the last time she ever took it easy & went stone skipping? Or just took time out of her day to hang out with other fairies her (mental) age?

Waltzing into one of the lake’s most famous forest hotspots, Lemontene was greeted with an unusual site. It was a folic of fairies and some other smaller-tier youkai. But they weren’t happy like they usually were. Like they were supposed to. It reeked of anger & vitriol.

“YOU DID WHAT WITH YOUR CHILDREN?!?” Daiyousei asked calmly.

“Calm your pits, I only gave them to the lady that runs the school you guys go to. I think she’s currently on a camping trip somewhere.” Replied Mystia. “The two were frail and I have several more left in bulk. It’s gonna be fine. No skin off anybody's nose.”

“That doesn’t change anything! I just… Why would you do that?!? Daiyousei once again asked calmly.

“Chugga Choo Chuu! Team 9, roll out!” Cheery Donut mindlessly spouted, donning the most forced Irish accent you can imagine.

“Cheery, you’re not helping deescalate the situation. I’m starting to think you weren’t a good choice for our new leader.” Wriggle intervened.

“I dunno, I think it’s working” Eternity Larva said, reeking of sarcasm.

'tene on teh 'log