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>>768632
Only if it involves Alice amirite?

You are a proud wanker in East Coast America, surfing a most fantastic and populous image board by the name of Anonymous. In night-shift /jp/’s glorious period of PROMOTIONS, you jerk off with the might and energy of a hundred ronery men. After the most punitive of hand-induced orgasms, you see a strange distortion of space, where two oddly clothed women, one who somehow appears to be Ran and another Yukari, are stealing pirated hentai games. You, knowing no shame, charge towards the women while full of cum. However you misjudge the distortion, falling through time and space.

When you finally gather your wits, you find yourself in a strange world, one you gather must be tales of the land far to the reaches beyond the 3-D world. You find you have landed in a place called “Forest of Magic”, and that the lady in front is a witch by the name of Marisa. She’s rather annoyed by your more than unpleasant smell and tendency to grab your penis under any minute. Worse yet, you don’t have any of this “precious thing” stuff she keeps going on about. She mutters under her breath how you must be another “lonely man”.

Upon those words, a young girl with a grimoire surrounded by animated dolls leaps at you and pins you to the ground. “Another loner!” she *squeeze*s with delight. The two of you seem sure to get along well together