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Hello, fellow NEETs. I just took a dump on the floor like I usually do. Everything was fine until I started pulling my jeans back on. Suddenly, I felt a fart coming. "No biggie", I thought at first, and just let it out. But that wasn't just a fart, there was unexpected wet shit coming out of my ass. You know, usually before this happens your stomach hurts and stuff, but this time it was just too sudden. My jeans were completely covered in diarrhea. But it wasn't over yet, I still had some harder shit coming. At that point I stopped caring about everything and continued shitting all over my pants. It felt like my ass was having an orgasm, and the shit just couldn't stop flowing out. Finally, it was over. I took my pants off, and wiped my butt with the side that was still somewhat clean.

Now, here is the problem, I have nothing else to wear. I do have some really old pants laying somewhere, but they've been dirty for the last 2 years. I'm pretty sure /jp/ didn't even exist yet the last time I washed my other pairs of pants. They are so old, they have mold growing on the old mold, so I don't even want to touch them.

So, any suggestions what I should do now? I'm thinking about just walking around naked, and if a mailman comes or something, I will put a blanket on.

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Hello, fellow NEETs. I just took a dump on the floor like I usually do. Everything was fine until I started pulling my jeans back on. Suddenly, I felt a fart coming. "No biggie", I thought at first, and just let it out. But that wasn't just a fart, there was unexpected wet shit coming out of my ass. You know, usually before this happens your stomach hurts and stuff, but this time it was just too sudden. My jeans were completely covered in diarrhea. But it wasn't over yet, I still had some harder shit coming. At that point I stopped caring about everything and continued shitting all over my pants. It felt like my ass was having an orgasm, and the shit just couldn't stop flowing out. Finally, it was over. I took my pants off, and wiped my butt with the side that was still somewhat clean.

Now, here is the problem, I have nothing else to wear. I do have some really old pants laying somewhere, but they've been dirty for the last 2 years. I'm pretty sure /jp/ didn't even exist yet the last time I washed my other pairs of pants. They are so old, they have mold growing on the old mold, so I don't even want to touch them.

So, any suggestions what I should do now? I'm thinking about just walking around naked, and if a mailman comes or something, I will put a blanket on.

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>>46410139
he cant read them

>> No.46106569 [View]
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you die if you work

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Oldfag here
In 2007 there were only two Touhou cosplayers at my local anime con
2008, it was me and three others
2009, between 30-40 and a Touhou panel on top of that
2010+: I stopped counting
The Touhou cosplay hangout group I was in kept growing and growing, the Touhou net community became less and less centralized around MotK and there came and went many different Touhou communities on different IRC servers and platforms, including the infamous Gensokyo Whorehouse from the Team Fortress 2 Steam group...

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>> No.44906908 [View]
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This is one of my favorite Kaguya images.

>> No.44248395 [View]
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Have any of you NEETs gotten to the point that you just piss on the floor now?

Once you start it's hard to stop. Getting up to go to the bathroom is now a thing of the past for me.

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>> No.43786353 [View]
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>>43781246
I'm human thoughever

>> No.43304337 [View]
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I haven't left my house in years except to go to medical appointments.

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Hello, fellow NEETs. I just took a dump on the floor like I usually do. Everything was fine until I started pulling my jeans back on. Suddenly, I felt a fart coming. "No biggie", I thought at first, and just let it out. But that wasn't just a fart, there was unexpected wet shit coming out of my ass. You know, usually before this happens your stomach hurts and stuff, but this time it was just too sudden. My jeans were completely covered in diarrhea. But it wasn't over yet, I still had some harder shit coming. At that point I stopped caring about everything and continued shitting all over my pants. It felt like my ass was having an orgasm, and the shit just couldn't stop flowing out. Finally, it was over. I took my pants off, and wiped my butt with the side that was still somewhat clean.

Now, here is the problem, I have nothing else to wear. I do have some really old pants laying somewhere, but they've been dirty for the last 2 years. I'm pretty sure /jp/ didn't even exist yet the last time I washed my other pairs of pants. They are so old, they have mold growing on the old mold, so I don't even want to touch them.

So, any suggestions what I should do now? I'm thinking about just walking around naked, and if a mailman comes or something, I will put a blanket on.

>> No.42836853 [View]
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What did you do to take it easy when posting wasn't working on 4ch?
incidentally we also had a blackout around the same time
>labelled most new images i saved correctly
>did chores around the house, filled up battery cells with distilled water
>cleaned dog puke instead of having my father do it
>cleaned the toilet
after power came back
>watched anime

>> No.42648357 [View]
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who NEET here

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>>42594784
washboards
not very tall
lack hora hora energy
Kaguya's kinda bratty
Mokou does her own thing

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>>42384385

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>>42284419
No but this is you.

>> No.42156934 [View]
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42156934

I won't, wwyd?

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What is the true meaning of NEET spirit?

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>> No.41386443 [View]
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>> No.41115656 [View]
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not doing anything today

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>>40852123
That's not how it works. Stop larping and go back to /v/

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>>38907379
I want to give Kaguya and Mokou modern weaponry and keep the score!

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