/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I was watching Touhou M-1 Grand Prix when I notice my annoying brother watching with me so I think I don't want to spend 3 hours like this so I leave. I remembered Patchouli on a horse saying some funny things and thought I was probably her. I go into another room and look up a video talking about how Touhouwiki's under the thumb of one shitty translator, I saw the M-1 video again and the subs were totally wrong. the two hosts were Yuuka and Flan, Yuuka was a westerner talking English and the subs were showing some other language and Japanese parts seemed poorly translated. Yuuka started talking Japanese and said "ニガー ニガー" Flan asked if that was ok and Yuuka encouraged her to swear as well, maybe to offend the translator.
There were girls among a crowd who had possessed demon shortswords that corrupted the way they think, one girl in particular, straightfowardly faithful and loyal, was corrupted, the others asked her something to show off her misdirected zeal then they reacted with pity.
I'm hanging with a online guy Kitsune, he says "I can't enjoy anything unless there's at least a layer of irony" which made me groan and think of /a/. I started playing a mobile game that was a dinosaur shoot-out, mostly T-rexes but after a while I spot one that's bigger and get excited calling it a Spino, eagerly shooting at it and killing it, after a bit a I kill another Spino, then a third one I try hard to kill but it wont die, instead I end up riding it while da-da-da-ing The Lone Ranger theme song while he groaned at me. Then I woke up thinking "third Spine's the charm"
I was going with another guy to kill someone, it had to do with Vertebrae Shackles, I used a Cool Drink as I climbed up a fiery series of handholds that reminded me of SotC's Manus's imprisoning structure and into a large fiery hall. I remarked to the other dude that we had become black ogres like this guy we're about to fight, and there I knew if I won I'd get a Vertebrae Shackle rune that was a scar on my eye, just a stitched up vertical line down the middle. We start fighting the giant black ogre, he used a giant sword like a Harald Curved Sword that he swung from side to side really quickly as I roll dodged, he used a couple of hits at first then switched it up with three or four hits. After a while he disappears into a gap, I reuse a Cool Drink and prepare to face him again with the other guy, he comes back out and in the end we kill him.
I saw an Anonymous post in this thread telling an obvious fake dream mentioning Hachiko several times like the guy I beat's going to become my loyal dog and I thought I hope nobody thinks I posted that.
I went around a dirt road climbing trees and pulling out a pine cone or a little board of a wood then jumping out of them while riding the cone along the same height for a couple of seconds before falling, some people showed up watching and it wasn't working anymore so I told them to look the other way. It was mentioned that less than 20 days from now, specifically 17, "class will be in session." There was a question being asked so me and another guy were climbing on top of a computer desk to look at something there that would jog our memories about the answer as we kept saying "Breaking Bad" but I was sure that wasn't the actual answer. The bottom of my shoes had black grease on them that I was getting everywhere so I just wanted to leave. I was walking out of the dirt road when I came across a white cat that had been kept away from people for too long(called "Snowy", I had been told it was dead but it was just kept hidden) so it was anti-social and scratched at me for trying to pat it while there was another white cat that had been well socialised which enjoyed a pat.