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>>35452343
>Aside from obviously the toilet, is there anything else in the house that your Shog would not replace with her own body?
They most definitely will replace your toilet

>>22590231
>Armed burglar tries to break into your house
>Goes to smash window
>Is suddenly stuck in shog's slime
>Gets absorbed by her slime and carried down to the basement through the walls
>Shog appears before burglar, see pic related
>"No one will ever hurt or threaten mastah" she says in a disturbing voice
>Burglar is sucked back into the basement walls
>Tries to scream but is muffled by the slime covering his mouth
>Burglar is never heard from again
>No one else knows what happened
>Shog just smiles like she always does and nods "no" when you ask her if she heard something strange just then

>>21014088
Is that part of something more, or is it a standalone image?

>>20935159
Absolutely. They probably inject or hide small, undetectable bits of themselves on their husband as a homing beacon, so that they can track his every movement, exact position, and even what pose he's in. Inside her husband's mansion however, there's no need for any of this since she herself is the mansion, and thus can see everything within and surrounding the mansion.

That little booger you thought you discretely wiped underneath the arm of the chair?
She saw it, and she disposed of it, but she doesn't mind one bit.

Shogs are truly amazing creatures. Nothing gets past them.

>go to household with shoggoth for evaluation
>hold up, shoggoths?!
>while serviceable, something feels off...
>tea cup I was served looks gooey...
>ink looks kinda transparent...
>book I'm holding just winked at me...
>jump from seat, floor feels wobbly...
>the doorknob just moaned...
>the walls have eyes...

How do you fix the left eye? Do you scoop out all the little ones into your hand, press them into one big one, and then stick it back in her face? What causes her eye to do that?

Guys, I think my shog's broken.

>>19362480

SILLY MASTAH

>SILLY MASTAH