/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19085356
r-rules of nature?

How do you tell your Ochi she's not allowed to take swords form those she's defeated in duels anymore? The storage room is getting pretty full, and some of her opponents look pretty torn up about it.

Cool Ochi.

Most Ochi may look mean, but they're good girls deep down.

>>18237009
>Member of a squadron of scouts within the Order alongside your childhood friend.
>Tasked with scouting the inner region of certain Monster-controller territory.
>On your way to your destination you find an outgrowth of the exceptionally rare Lamentation Mushroom within a damp cave filled with Matango growths.
>You know how much these sell to sanctioned apothecaries in town, so you pocket as many as you can manage before dealing with the other growths.

>Days later your party is ambushed by a raiding party of Monsters.
>You take heavy casualties, but somehow manage to drive them off.
>They took some of your comrades alive. You can steal hear the screams and laughter. Who knows what cruel fate awaits them.
>You stand up, only to realize you're the only only one left standing.
>...Oh, no.

>You look your childhood friend and among the bodies. She's been severely wounded in the abdomen.
>She tries to comfort you and tell you that everything is going to be ok, but you both know better.
>You don't know what to do. You're almost taken by despair when an idea comes to your head.

>You know what this Mushroom does to people, as you've read upon it in Herbology manuals... but you don't care what happens.
>The Chief God might send a legion of Angels or the whole Order for your treachery, but you're not ready to let her go just yet.
>You grind the mushroom into a paste and mix it with water to help her take it.
>You can run and hide in the wilderness, perhaps you could survive for a month or two with your Survival training.

>You hope she'll be able to forgive you one day for your weakness and what you're about to do to her... if what ever monstrosity she turns into is even able of such thoughts.

Gave it a try.

>have ochi bodyguard
>after a trip to the store where a succubus got a little handsy with you, your ochi feels like she's failed you
>she decides to punish herself the only way she knows how: by committing sudoku
>stabbing herself in the stomach with her demonsilver katana only manages to make her insanely horny, but her loyalty to you prevents her from removing it or even masturbating to relieve herself without your permission

Could I trick an Ochimusha into becoming my cold, unbreathing plush toy by telling her that Nightmares and Succubi are trying to enter my dreams and rape me while I sleep, so I need her to stay by me at all times?

>Okay the Guidebook said if you make eye contact with him it'll "break the ice". All I need to do is make eye contact with Milord and we can start talking.
>Okay here I go
>...why is he running?

>>17343303
I see you are a man of culture too.

This is why Ochi are the superior warrior waifu.

Fantasy settings are more comfy anyway, I want to visit small monster realm villages in Zipangu and hang out at the local tavern.

>>17139010
>warriors yet don't need you to be stronger than them
>look scary, serious and diligent but have their awkward and silly side
>will do anything you ask as long as it's not something stupid
>care so much about having your babies that they will go on a corrupting crusade to make sure your offspring get the best treatment from the world possible.
Perfection.

Drawfag from last night here finished the Ochimusha
feedback is very welcome