/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>23190445
It cannot be helped

Do you like bats?

>Be a member of a holy order dedicated to justice, and have the highest record of administrating justice to evil monsters who threaten humans no matter what.
>A distant church has had problems of children who have gone to play near an old castle, getting being attacked by an unholy creature that would grab them and pick them off the ground before dropping them.
>You get the job by the head of the order slay this beast and bring back its head.
>You enter into the deepest part of the castle, where the sun has no chance of shining and find a coffin.
>Out of the coffin rises a female werebat who wonders what you are doing in her castle. When you claim you are there to slay her for terrorizing innocent children which makes her stare at you confusion.
>The werebat explains to you that she was just lonely and when she saw the children playing on her castle grounds she would play along with them.
>She didn't mean to scare anyone, honestly. She just wanted to have close friends since nobody comes to her castle, and she just joined in on their fun.

So what are you going to do?