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Someone needs a visit or 12 with therapy yeti.

Speaking of yetis, do you know what's really nice on a cold winter evening? Hot chocolate.

Want to guess who makes the best hot chocolate with recipes handed down from mother to daughter? You guessed it. Yetis!

Visit your local winter wonderland today!

Knees weak, arms are heavy. This short is about a yeti. Yeti request for >>27968040 finished.

https://pastebin.com/3yrWbFKd

Up next is a story about a manticore play wrestling with her husband.

>>22282991
Says who?

yetis don't like the word "rape", they prefer "cuddle with a struggle"

>>19671245
She looks more relaxed than smug.

>>17773518
>Lawful good lawyer
Seems like an oxymoron. But if Paladin is as honest in his work as he presents himself, no doubt would he be a prized catch for any girl. Though there's probably someone with her eyes on him already.

>>16830810
Nice! thanks, anon.

ANONS, STAY CALM.

The Yeti Special Operatives are on their way. Emergency close-quarters snuggling units will be here soon.

>>14943799
As if you need to ask.

Please stop talking about video games, it makes the Yetis sad that the only method of control they can use is microsoft kinect due to their huge paws.

>>14468733
Sesi Cuddletunnel

>>14402675
>most
no
you could still work cuddle time in

>>14349649
How the hell did that last line become a quote?

Everyone ignore it and look at the cute yeti.

>>14294982
>war veteran gets mofu and hugs treatment
>gets assigned a caretaker Yeti to always be by his side and hug him if he's in trouble

>>14226388
They just are, paws are a miracle of the universe.

I'm gonna make the first move and hug a Yeti before she hugs me, that'll show her!

>>14132446
It was a joke, Ushi may be my favourite but Yeti's in my top 5. Being sandwiched between the two would be a dream

>>13991805
She'd probably think it was a waste since it didn't end up inside her.

Also all this talk of Yeti footjobs is making me imagine one being talked into being a dominatrix. Something about the idea of a Yeti dressed up in leather and weakly flailing a whip around is amusing, she'd be the softest dom ever and offer hugs if she thought she hurt someone.

What do the winter MGs do during the hot summers to stay cool?

>>13736975
>yeti begging for a titfuck
Shitposting could wait, I wouldn't be out of that bedroom for a week.

>>13700869
I don't know if a yeti would work with long hair, she's cute with her mid length messy hair

>>13669065
I blame the heat for my retardation. Retreating to an icy wasteland and finding a yeti sounds good right about now. Although finding a yeti is always a good idea.

>>13542854
>Yetis are the Mike Vinings of MGE.
I want to see a Yeti in combat gear of some kind now. Fuck, Yeti's would be CQC types though, wouldn't they.

I like yetis ,fluffy, softy and comfy wife