/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Greetings earthlings, I`m a 137 year old Uchuujin (alien for you earthlings). I study lower races in the universe, and spend my days perfecting my ufo flying skills and playing superior Alpha Centaurian games. (KIll All Humans, Civilization, Spore)

I train with my lazergun every day, this superior weapon can shoot through steel because it is upgraded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my lazergun license two space years ago, and I have been getting better every day.


I speak earth language fluently, both English and the Moon dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about earth culture and that funny thing you call Boku no Pico.

When I get my Orion visa, I am moving to Orion to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about mind control and genetic manipulation. I hope I can become an administrator of some good planet, not like your shitty Earth!

I own several spacesuits, which I wear around my ship. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Orion, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Universal language as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyways, I'll be making Earth my temporary home if its not too much trouble, ｧ､!

Greetings earthlings, I`m a 137 year old Uchuujin (alien for you earthlings). I study lower races in the universe, and spend my days perfecting my ufo flying skills and playing superior Alpha Centaurian games. (Destroy All Humans, Civilization, Spore)

I train with my lazergun every day, this superior weapon can shoot through steel because it is upgraded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my lazergun license two space years ago, and I have been getting better every day.


I speak earth language fluently, both English and the Moon dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about earth culture and that funny thing you call Boku no Pico.

When I get my Orion visa, I am moving to Orion to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about mind control and genetic manipulation. I hope I can become an administrator of some good planet, not like your shitty Earth!

I own several spacesuits, which I wear around my ship. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Orion, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Universal language as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyways, I'll be making Earth my temporary home if its not too much trouble, §¤!

>>6245450
But just look at him

And the smile he's trying to muster :3

>>5979876
greetings

>>4169760
Rika is.
That picture is not.

Oh no, this one is injured. Don't you just want to console her /jp/?