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>>6660630
Episode 5.

Really, having a murderously insane mother is justification for Jessica's different personas.

>>5689004
Well, Natsuhi is the BEST MOTHER EVER... so...

>>5312624
>closet lesbian
JESSICA IN DA CLOSET
SHE WON'T GET OUT DA CLOSET
IM GETTING VERY ANGRY
AND I PULL OUT MY GUN

>>5067864
Seconded. My picture is one of the nicer things Natsuhi has done. Sure, she locked Jessica in a closet for hours as a kid, but at least she didn't CHUCK HER OFF A CLIFF. Because Natsuhi DID THAT.

>>5060874
Don't give yourself too much credit, man. I'm one of the original guys who came up with the theory, and it was always intended for reasonable discussion. But I will say this: I doubt there will be a traditional mastermind behind Umineko. I think the issues are a bit more complex than that.

But since we're on the topic of Jessica, well, I've come down to two conclusions. She's either giving Battler vague hints and trolling him so he can fuck Shannon and what not, or that she's the other Battler.

>>4534703
Well, Natsuhi does love Jessica. At least Natsuhi only used..... special methods of parenting, instead of THROWING HER OFF OF A GODDAMN CLIFF.

>>4515793
Natsuhi has a habit of doing things.
FOR THE GREATER GOOD.

>>4496003
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>>4405248
Ah, Umineko. Truly an excellent guide on how to raise children.

>>4324230

Kanon calls Jessica "the sun". He also calls Beatrice "the moon". And what does the moon do? Reflect the light of the sun.

Funny thing about prolonged isolation.
It tends to make people crazy. And develop imaginary friends. Ever see that Tom Hanks movie?

>>4271417
Well, blame Natsuhi for trapping Jessica in a closet.
Talk about a cage.
YOUNG DAUGHTER MISBEHAVES
LOCK HER IN DARK ENCLOSED SPACE FOR EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME

>>4261553
Yeah, Jessica had a blast as a child. Being locked inside dark enclosed places for extended periods of time must do wonders for one's psyche.

I think Natsuhi is more deserving of BEST MOTHER EVER than Rosa is.
First off, Rosa, with all the shit she does to Maria, still raises her, despite never wanting her in the first place.
When Natsuhi couldn't concieve, and was given a baby she didn't want, she threw both the baby and the servant holding the baby off a cliff.
Yes, Natsuhi murdered a goddamn baby, by throwing it off the cliff.
Even when Natsuhi concieves a baby she DID plan for, she decides that a good method of raising her daughter would be to lock her in isolated confined spaces for hours at a time.

Thus, I think we can agree that Natsuhi is THE BEST MOTHER EVER.