/jp/ - Otaku Culture

In 10 years I've never finished any games and still haven't emotionally moved past TH06 and TH07. I can't even name most 2hus after TH10. I'm trapped in the past, trapped in the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

Would you play a Touhou MMO?

How would you design it?

>>7281462
Why does such an inconsequential thing make me feel so happy?

I do have pretty much all the required knowledge, and a bit of actual practical skills, so I could become an apprentice of a local blacksmith, if I had to find a job in the village. Cook would work as well.
But first I'd try to get hired as a butler in the SDM.
Fairy maids are useless, and Sakuya can't do everything herself, so I'm sure I'd have a chance.

I want to play a Touhou game. I want it to be sort of like this:

Find a Touhou, stalk her, when she isn't looking RAPE. Take her somewhere, tie her up, rape her more at my convenience. Gather more Touhous. Sell unwanted ones to fat ugly men in the human village. Continue until the Touhou world is depleted of female inhabitants. Enjoy being lord of Gensokyo.

Which Touhou game do I want to play?

True /jp/ meetup

vampires a la Scarlet
Ingredients

* 9000 cups of vampires
* 2 pounds of chopped sluts
* 3 teaspoons of silly hats
* 9000 cups of blood
* 4 humans

Directions

1. rape the vampires under cold water and place them in a(n) whorish bowl.
2. strongly add the chopped sluts, silly hats, blood, and humans.
3. read well until all the ingredients are slutty.
4. Place spoonfuls of the mixture on a 9” x 12” lake.
5. Bake 5 minutes at 9000 degrees.

Serves 9000

I want to have sex with you /jp/.

You're all girls right?

ITT: Innocent SDM girls only.

/jp/ is a nice place where everyone is nice to each other and nobody says anything mean or lewd at all.

>>5976525

>>5789634
That sounds fucking awesome, I'm in.

We're all girls here.

>>5292988
Listen to him.
But, whatever: