/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>vampire eighth cousin thrice removed is angry I’m fucking all of her zombie hand maidens leaving them no time to do their duties
>Try to everything to seduce her so she doesn’t feel alone
>Romantic candlelit dinners that only make her scoff at me
>Assumes I’m trying to poison her with garlic which is true but all good recipes have garlic anyways
>Try to switch the normal blood she drinks with my own but she easily smells it and pours it down the drain in front of me
>Try a more forceful approach by sneaking into her bedroom and waiting by the blinds for her to wake up for a morning snack so I help her tan
>Only for the window to have become bricked in since last night I suppose
>Is suspiciously smug for someone waking up in the middle sleeping
Please don’t tell me I’ll have to actually do my “stop my own heart so she comes close I can shove a head of garlic in her mouth plan” plan

I can’t take vampires seriously they’re just castle dwelling neets that avoid the sunlight at all costs

>Adoptive vampire sis is having hissyfit over me inheriting more than her
>Says I shouldn’t inherit anything due to my mortal status
>Gives up complaining after mom scolds her
>Next morning she’s incredibly nice and even made me breakfast
>Asks me if there’s anything else she could get me
I know she’s up to something devious what should I do to stop her?

>>21989516
Sadly, no.

What is she so angry about?

>>21646469
Delete this.

>>20740827