/jp/ - Otaku Culture

pip install pandas

You, Anon Y. Mous, have been chosen as an ambassador. It's nothing major (unless you want it to be; speeches and conferences are optional), you just have to love monsters and tell anyone who asks why. There's only one condition: you must pick a themed harem of two or more different monsters and be especially interested in communicating what's so great about the theme you chose. Which theme do you pick, which monsters are in your harem, and what do you tell anyone that asks why you're a slut for those particular girls?

Me, I think I'd pick a Mist Continent theme and choose a hakutaku, jinko, and ren xiongmao. Everyone thinks monsters are all excitable rapists, but I'd be glad to have a collection of calm, intelligent, exotic beauties and extoll their virtues. I would NOT tell anyone about Sensei's private Kama Sutra, my ability to turn the jinko into a horny idiot just by slapping her ass, or the places the handjob panda thought it would be fun to handle my bamboo.

>>38875695
I'm trying to save a different endangered species. A man only has so much semen, after all.

>>20391105
Yes.

What did she mean by this?

>>19795229
I want to fuck that smug panda.