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>So... you're NOT an evil scientist hellbent on world domination?
>What? No. I just like blowing stuff up, wanna watch the next one?

>>46086483
>"Good news, everyone! I upgraded this basilisk's eyes with cybernetic implants!"
>"So she can look at people without paralyzing them?"
>"So she can paralyze them through digital cameras!"

Guys, don't go into the elevators in MGC. Me and my buddy had to go and register for some stupid initiative dreamed up by the city council, and predictably it was on the top floor of the bureau. We called the elevator, but it was already occupied by this tall OL fox lady. We both couldn't fit in there with her tails filling up the whole thing, so I figured I'd just wait for the next one and follow after him. Well, the elevator gets stuck and it's been over two hours now. I'm pretty sure this smug-looking Gremlin technician is just fiddling with the wires, and I think I saw her watching the video feed on her phone too.

>>43607583
... Fuck. That might work.

>>43607630
In this scenario, you are Newt, not Ripley. Unless you've got a Gremlin friend with a power loader or something.

>>43331078
The setting is such a hugbox that your question is slightly heterodox. But my headcanon is that it's a little less hugbox-y than described by KC, if only because it makes that world a little more believable to me.
So, there's the boring answer:
> Miss Gremlin take rejection well and moves on.

Or the answer I prefer:
> Miss Gremlin's eyes harden.
> "Fine. Wyvern."
> "Be back in a week."
> One week later, you're walking to your car.
> A terrifying jet-powered... thing... divebombs you.
> You topple over and Miss Gremlin's metallic wing-arms pin you to the ground.
> You feel a pinch as she injects you with something.
> "Well, well, well, Anon. Looks like you got your wish. Miss Wyvern is going to take you back to her lair."

>>42196840
>not wanting a wife you can pick up whenever you want

What would you build with a gremlin waifu?

Why are gremlins so cute?

>wanna see how it works?

>Oh. You found my Anon Bot 3000, didya?
>Ah, well, hoped you weren't gonna see that one ahaha
>Even with all the extra features I gave it, it just isn't you Anon... I'ma thinking about scrapping it...
>I hope you don't think I'm weird or start to hate me for it or anything anon

What's the best way to use a gremlin's inventions against her

>>33850411
>"Imagine drinking red bull when there is a drink out there literally called "monster""
>"Sheesh, could you be any more predictable? No wonder you are still single."
>Sounds of gremlin violence

>>33724627
cloning vats

>>32677662
Orgasms are just electric signals sent from your brain that triggers once it thinks it has received enough stimulus. Imagine gremchan attaching a device in the back of your neck to block your orgasm. The gadget would be a cruel thing, denying you the release even if you strap yourself into her most cruel and stimulating sex machines. There, you will be squirming in frustration as your body won't obey you. After all, all this pleasure you've experienced would've made you cum a long, long time ago... if not for the device

Imagine your gremlin wife just sitting nearby, enjoying watching your predicament on trying to achieve what is impossible. Her craftmanship and precision with machines is just too good. There is no way the device would flaw and malfunction. You know that you are a slave to her. You know that your orgasm is hers to control. You know that all it takes is just for her to snap her fingers to turn off the device. But no, she wants to savour this scenery. In fact, she's pleasuring herself—presenting you with an orgasm you can never hope to achieve yourself.

You'd cry and beg for her to release you over the edge, to be free of this psychological torture. She is taking her time, though. She wants to wait a few more hours for the device to store the orgasm-inducing electric surges that is supposed to be sent from your brain to your whole body. She believes the wait is worth just to see all that pent-up stimulus surge like a dam from the edge of your finger tips to the tip of your toes, contorting your face into the biggest world-breaking ahegao and melting your mind into a twitching mess. Currently though, she is a patient girl, like all mechanics are.

>>31986750
Battlesuit that milks my coom for energy and ammunition

Why are gremlins so cute?

What sort of things would you build with a gremlin?

I wanna build a giant robot with a gremlin!

>Enter one of those Robot Fights.
>Spend ages tinkering your robot to win a tournament.
>Your first opponent is a smug-looking Gremlin.
>You place your robots in a small ring.
>This happens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOy5D6v4CtI
>You lose in less than a second.

I come bearing the gift of art