/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I only hope to be happily together with my sweet infinity forever

Yukari's my fucking babe

Best witch!

I'm still waiting for that first kiss
Hoping at last to have our tryst
Memories like colourless mist
Swallowed up like our fleeting bliss
The red lace wrapped around your wrist
A painful reminder of this:
"All things disappear into Abyss"
Will I prove it wrong with this witch?

I fought with a werewolf, afterwards I'm walking with three beautiful naked girls ahead of me, watching their asses and pussies from behind. I thought my whole life had been leading up to that moment, except I was disappointed they weren't Touhous. I tell them I barely masturbated to anyone but Yukari after *that thread*, even though I'm supposed to have a bunch of wives. They said I should create a hierarchy. I'm going around a fjord, there's a part of one cliff that's a secret base where some glowies were bragging "we just get highschool students to write all our stories for us." I say life gets boring when you put yourself above everything, it's best to put Nature above yourself. I slash around powerfully which causes their part of the cliff to collapse, then I leave, as a girl says after me "ahhh! He's acting like *him* again!" referring to Shō Fu Kan.

In a grocery store, I'm with Yuyuko and I say "put some shrimp on the barbie, mate" as Yuyuko does so for me, and an Aussie called S.W. gets annoyed saying nobody really does that.

Sekibanki is standing around in darkness. Her head falls off, then one of her eyes pops out. She fumbling around with them, so I come over to help her, but Kaguya shows up and pounces on me. I repeat "Kaguya!" which seems to really please her. She turns back to Banki and commands "you just sit, watch and masturbate!" Banki then obediently does so while Kaguya does stuff with me.

In a classroom, one girl talks to me saying Scrubs' J.D. is her boyfriend. I call her flat which annoys her, she says she isn't a washboard. She shows off her pussy, which unfurls as she masturbates in front of me for a bit, as I start masturbating she stops, her pussy furls back up and she leaves. Yukari comes over to me from the teacher's podium, sits down inserting me into her pussy and hugs me.

Bachelorette (RZA Remix) plays as I'm running up blocks sticking out of the side of a tower, a few people running ahead of me, and the blocks falling away just as I pass from them.

Flan is fighting with a large white western dragon. She runs to a pyramid and opens a door in its side that has a little room to take shelter in, closing the door behind her as the dragon breathes fire. It manages to negate the flame, but then the dragon shoulder tackles the pyramid, the shock wave carries through and kills her. Outside a house, Flan uses destroy on the dragon, three little damage numbers showing up like 17.5. The dragon then has red and blue eyes, it says "I know what you all want! To hug the Touhous!"

I'm with Maria, we're cackling wickedly with this image of shnva's Yukari beside us labeled "witch." Goku and Vegeta are fighting someone, when they catch him he turns out to be a really short guy.

Someone commissioned an image for me, of Eternity dropping vertical lines of red scales while Meiling streams them. For some reason it pissed me off, I went over to a pencil and paper to draw something in turn. I thought it was probably inspired by my dream of singing the last part of Shall Never Surrender as a lullaby.

I was making posts as "Flandre XIII". I saw Wander fighting with Pelagia, he was atop a stone island with a spirit of Flandre XIII near him. Pelagia had mounted the island and had King Yamame, the Japanese Emperor, hanging from a silk string that came up from the sky, above his head. I was told to draw this to get the Emperor's attention so I can ask him to send me money. Then I saw Wander, having been struck by Pelagia's lightning twice, clinging to the lower back part of one island healing from critical hp, when one of Pelagia's 8 legs planted near him killed by happening to readjust on top of him. Then I saw Wander atop a collapsed island, Pelagia far in the distance, though he had no mask covering his eyes. One of his eyes was lit up orange having noticed him while the other was blue.

Saw a post by someone saying Rance's Shade had composed a song for me, and that Demolition D had rated my thread a 6/10, which he insulted as a "gook rating" probably to do with me being a shallow sex guy with all these beautiful girls, which would probably piss off the Chinese I guess.

Saw a post by tripfag Yukarina responding to a question, saying "Every single Touhou masturbated to an image of Nue while praying Touhou becomes powerful and humble" then she thanked the person because they had complimented her, while I responded "Bitch." because they had insulted me, then I see their post has a Yukari image so I say "Him, not her."

Either me or Yukari made comments on Danbooru Touhou images that had Jesus on them deriding them while other commenters cheered us on.

Walking in a mall, I come across a dude who offers me a T-shirt that had an image like this on it: https://imgur.com/a/iOQsB9a

I fought with a werewolf, afterwards I'm walking with three beautiful naked girls ahead of me, watching their asses and pussies from behind. I thought my whole life had been leading up to that moment, except I was disappointed they weren't Touhous. I tell them I barely masturbated to anyone but Yukari after *that thread*, even though I'm supposed to have a bunch of wives. They said I should create a hierarchy. I'm going around a fjord, there's a part of one cliff that's a secret base where some glowies were bragging "we just get highschool students to write all our stories for us." I say life gets boring when you put yourself above everything, it's best to put Nature above yourself. I slash around powerfully which causes their part of the cliff to collapse, then I leave, as a girl says after me "ahhh! He's acting like *him* again!" referring to Shō Fu Kan.

Sekibanki is standing around in darkness. Her head falls off, then one of her eyes pops out. She fumbling around with them, so I come over to help her, but Kaguya shows up and pounces on me. I repeat "Kaguya!" which seems to really please her. She turns back to Banki and commands "you just sit, watch and masturbate!" Banki then obediently does so while Kaguya does stuff with me.

In a classroom, one girl talks to me saying Scrubs' J.D. is her boyfriend. I call her flat which annoys her, she says she isn't a washboard. She shows off her pussy, which unfurls as she masturbates in front of me for a bit, as I start masturbating she stops, her pussy furls back up and she leaves. Yukari comes over to me from the teacher's podium, sits down inserting me into her pussy and hugs me.

Bachelorette (RZA Remix) plays as I'm running up blocks sticking out of the side of a tower, a few people running ahead of me, and the blocks falling away just as I pass from them.

Flan is fighting with a large white western dragon. She runs to a pyramid and opens a door in its side that has a little room to take shelter in, closing the door behind her as the dragon breathes fire. It manages to negate the flame, but then the dragon shoulder tackles the pyramid, the shock wave carries through and kills her. Outside a house, Flan uses destroy on the dragon, three little damage numbers showing up like 17.5. The dragon then has red and blue eyes, it says "I know what you all want! To hug the Touhous!"

I'm with Maria, we're cackling wickedly with this image of shnva's Yukari beside us labeled "witch." Goku and Vegeta are fighting someone, when they catch him he turns out to be a really short guy.

Someone commissioned an image for me, of Eternity dropping vertical lines of red scales while Meiling streams them. For some reason it pissed me off, I went over to a pencil and paper to draw something in turn. I thought it was probably inspired by my dream of singing the last part of Shall Never Surrender as a lullaby.

I was making posts as "Flandre XIII". I saw Wander fighting with Pelagia, he was atop a stone island with a spirit of Flandre XIII near him. Pelagia had mounted the island and had King Yamame, the Japanese Emperor, hanging from a silk string that came up from the sky, above his head. I was told to draw this to get the Emperor's attention so I can ask him to send me money. Then I saw Wander, having been struck by Pelagia's lightning twice, clinging to the lower back part of one island healing from critical hp, when one of Pelagia's 8 legs planted near him killed by happening to readjust on top of him. Then I saw Wander atop a collapsed island, Pelagia far in the distance, though he had no mask covering his eyes. One of his eyes was lit up orange having noticed him while the other was blue.

Saw a post by someone saying Rance's Shade had composed a song for me, and that Demolition D had rated my thread a 6/10, which he insulted as a "gook rating" probably to do with me being a shallow sex guy with all these beautiful girls, which would probably piss off the Chinese I guess.

Saw a post by tripfag Yukarina responding to a question, saying "Every single Touhou masturbated to an image of Nue while praying Touhou becomes powerful and humble" then she thanked the person because they had complimented her, while I responded "Bitch." because they had insulted me, then I see their post has a Yukari image so I say "Him, not her."

Either me or Yukari made posts on Touhou images that had Jesus on them deriding them while other commenters cheered us on.

Walking in a mall, I come across a dude who offers me a T-shirt that had an image like this on it: https://imgur.com/a/iOQsB9a

My beloved!