/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44252456
>>44252457
He allegedly 'retired', whatever the fuck that actually entails.

>>44252468
>Trying to outdrink a Tanuki
Might as well train to outdrink an Oni while you're out it those hags love sake like fish love water.

Disregard autism, acquire hag Danukis.

>>38437390
>the final solution to the Danuki question.
MILK THEM

>>37271564
You have enwettened the ancap danuki

>>37107328
Please stop seeing glow in the dark hellhounds anon, maybe she's just being selfish and keeping her toe beans to herself, maybe it's a bit chilly outside and she's rubbing her paws to keep warm, etc. not every time a monster rubs her hands it's secretly a tanuki using magic to appear as one or is it?

>>34972240
Danuki also did the leaf transformation thing, it's not exclusive to either of them.
That said, the danuki are generally better at that particular field of magic. It's their specialty.

Shut the fuck up boyim and let me do body shots on you

If you saved just 400 bucks a month and invested it in a fund with an approximately 8% yearly interest (this is the global average) you'd be a millionaire in 36 years.
Just saying.

>>22242168
Yes, I made sure there was no possibility for her to be married. I even paid a witch to make sure she doesn't have anyone else in her life magically, and paid a kunoichi to double check if she's single

>>21888784
That's a leaf.

Which monster girl tips the worst? I'm betting danukis

I wonder how many boy streamers would get audited by the danuki IRS

>>21304231
>Danuki business women who just got off work
>Has to go to bar with boss
>You're working there as a busboy cleaning tables and washing plates
>Boss greets danukis who just entered as regulars and gets them the expensive stuff
>They talk a bit in hush tones while looking at you
>Boss calls you over and takes you to a private booth
>Tells you to undress and lay down
>It's your first job so you listen and do as she says
>Suddenly the cute kitsune waitress with a plate of sushi enters with the danukis following after
>Red faced the kitsune lays sushi on your body as the danukis watch eagerly
>When she's the danukis shoo her out and begin eating the sushi off of you

>>20725882
Danukis would love to help keep you away from Kitsunes. After all, why would you trust a sly, manipulative, magic using fox when you could just trust your greatest ally?

>>20362426
Like this?

>>19767856

>>18254392
The thickest

>>17967219
>>17967308
>Hedonistic sugar mama Tanuki who's got plumpness in all the right places
>We're talking a bit of a muffin top, child-bearing hips, and gigantic breasts
>You swear sometimes to yourself that she wears the skimpiest kinds of bikinis she can because she knows how her curves drive you absolutely fucking crazy
>Today she's lounging in the nude on her padded kline, making sure you get good shots of her puffy vulva and out-of-this-world ass, sometimes using her massive tail to pose for you
>All you want to do is clean the damned pool and get paid
"You there, pool boy!"
>She's wearing a grin that would put a Cheshire to shame
"See that amphora over there? Bring it over."
>Languidly she rolls over, her back on the kline again, breasts and nooky-nook exposed to the world
>The clay of the amphora is cool, it smells rich on the inside of it as you lug it over, waiting for her next instructions
"Now, pour it down on me. Don't miss a spot now."
>It's motherfucking CHOCOLATE, pure, luxurious Swiss cocoa syrup coating the front of the Tanuki as you pour it on her
>This has to be a game, or a shitty porn movie, but her smile grows wider and wider as your discomfort grows
"Now lick it off."
>She lets out an 'ara ara' when you step back
"Yes, with your tongue."
>It's a rich, silky smooth taste as you work your way from her breasts and perky nipples down to her stomach, goose flesh popping up where ever your tongue goes
>Your heart's nearly skipping a beat when you realize all that's left is that crevasse between her thighs
"Go ahead, finish the job~ If you make me climax I'll double your salary~"
>She moans and grips at the velvet cushions of her couch as you start to lap at her pussy, paying extra attention to her clit
>You've never really gone down on a woman before, but you're hoping that you give her a good enough time
>When her powerful thighs nearly suffocate you and a warm fluid hits your face, you realize you did that and more
>There's no more words now, the Tanuki taking out a small golden phial from between her tits
>It sears your cock like fire, making it painfully erect, the fluids of her ready-and-wet vagina aiding your passage
>Both of you get lost in the pleasure, humping as long and hard as you could against each other
>You're still bigger than she is, but you can imagine quite the view you'd give a video camera when you full on put her legs to the sky and fold on top of her
>Copious ass bouncing as you plow into her deepest depths, the smell of her body, the softness of her flesh
>All if it drives you fucking INSANE
>You can feel your balls contracting, and when you try to pull out she hooks your buttocks with both legs, forcing you all the way to the hilt
>Before you can protest, the Tanuki is clawing at your scalp and holding your face into her still chocolate-smelling bosom while you seed her
>She's smiling while she cuddles you
"Consider that the first half of your pay raise~"

Das hiebr ist Juden

>>16449437
It saddens me the only Tanuki story of any worth is Falling Leaves.

>>16409760

>>16265521

Come on you Queen of the Coons!
Can you buy up my house from under me?
That's all you need to do to make me swoon,
Come on you Queen of the Coons!

4chan is giving me ads in my own language now. The Tanukis are becoming more powerful.