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STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPSCI
CRAZY MUTHAFUCKA NAMED SUSSMAN
FROM THE GANG CALLED LAMBDAS WITH PARENS

This may sound odd, but I think my dog is Gerald Jay Sussman. It all started when I came home from work one day to find my computer with Emacs running with lisp. Odd because I turn my computer off when I leave for work. The next I came home, my computer was off, but my dog was on my couch reading SICP. I swear, he was lying there with the book open. I don't even own a copy. I took it from him and he tried to bite me. A few days later, I got a letter in my mail sent to Gerald Jay Sussman. Some university wanting him to teach a class on lisp. Another strange thing, is that when he barks, it almost sounds like he's yelling 'cudder' for some odd reason. He also somehow burned a CD with 'We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells' song. When ever I have to take him in the car he has to play it. Can someone help me?

Have you read your SICP today?

I conjure the spirits of the computer with my spells.

Wizardry.

>a wizard

captcha: nummer sroustrup

>>6995544
I always thought it was a Fez, not a tokin. You've ruined my fantasy of Susman apprentice Aya you fiend.
I believe you've confused both hats as well.

>>5081613
I know. Anyone want to draw this and upload in SWF?

>>4128040
What a coincidence! So am I.

...Sussman's fez x Lilith's hat is my OTP.

Name her Sussman

I'm a wizard

>>2843710
You are a master, you attempt to summon a servant for the grail war.

With a flash of light, you find standing before you The Sussman. Along with it you gain the knowledge of an incantation that will fill The Sussman's head with SEEPLES, so as to bind it to your will.

What do you do now?

What's his disability again?

Your message was perhaps one of the strangest pieces of email I have ever received. Although it is flattering to have a ``fan club'', in fact, it is a very bad idea. Unlike most of human society, science and engineering are based on the idea that each of us is capable of evaluating evidence and thinking on our own. Each of us can do experiments, work out the reasoning, and determine the truth for ourselves. There is no room in science or engineering for ``fans'' representing group approval over individual thought. One of my heros, Galileo, put it very well:

In questions of science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single individual.

I am pleased to talk with people about matters of science or engineering, so you and your colleagues may certainly send me mail. I hope to learn as much from your experiences as you may learn for me. But please get rid of the ``cult of personality'' way of thinking. It is unscientific and ultimately destructive.

ANSWER ME /jp/! The school of Massachusetts Institute of Technology!

>>1656188
/r/ sussman yukkuri

I travel on a motorcycle whose sidecar has been replaced with a hydrogen bomb that will automatically detonate if /prog/ ceases to emit electrical impulses.

>>939636
No.

>>838824
Your ideas intrigue me, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

>>710034
The Sussman?