/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm picturing this whole Ukraine and Russian situation as if it happened in a MGE-like world and Russia is a country filled with horny vodka-addicted drunk monster girls and Ukraine a human country filled with males because of some aftermath of war like how MGE has too many men currently because after the war depleted their numbers nature compensated with the birthrates.
So like Monster Russia wants to invade Ukraine to kidnap and marry as many inhabitants as possible and all that war bitching is cover for it, but USA is some Order-centric country against Russia.

>Oh no! The yuuki-onna got drenched, she is gonna freeze at this rate! If only there was a kind human to offer her to use his shower, wear his boxers and warm her to bed with his body *wink wink*

Yuuki-Onna is drenched and she will freeze at this rate. Would (You) do as she wishes and offer her your shower, shirt and perhaps the underwear you are using to warm her up?

>Oh no, the Yuuki Onna is drenched! She is gonna freeze at this rate. If only there was a kind human boy to lend her his shower, his shirt, his underwear and maybe warm her in bed too *wink wink*
What would you do?