/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yes I'm a pedophile and it can't be helped.

>>9300732
Indeed. Shame you don't get to choose who you're born into.

>>9300734
I lick them clean. As a hobby.
My mom's a cleaner

saging a thread is an act of beta for me. I-I would rather my post not bump the thread. =\

>>8873522
That reminds me of when I used to play UT when I was younger and was a complete idiot. (But a lonely, awkward idiot) I joined a server one day and it was bustling, action everywhere. I had a very good time and I always did so well. There was this girl there named Sweat_Pea. We always seemed to meet each other wherever we wen't and exchange kills, we got into some wacky situations. I kept going to that server every day until I became a regular like everyone else. Sweat_Pea was always there... because she was a bot. The day I found out was when an actual real person joined and said something in /say, he said I was really good and asked if I usually practiced with bots..It felt like something inside of me died when I realized the "regulars" that I had been playing with for weeks were actually bots.