/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18345560
Never stopped the Kikis.

How far is your Kiki willing to go to make you happy?
>come home from work to find your kiki molesting a p'orc who is bound, blindfolded, and ballgagged
>"Oh, welcome home, Master. After you fucked me into an ahegaoing mess last night, I figured I might need some help keeping the house tidy and you satisfied, so I did a little recruiting. Say hello to Master, Piggy."
>"Mmmmhmmph!"
>"Aw, even after I taught you how to properly greet Master, you still did it wrong. Don't worry, though. I'll turn you into a nice little fucktoy maid. Just. Like. Me~"

>>18141991
naughty kikis lewding their masters is great
>"Master, as your maid, my body is yours to use however you see fit. Surely there are other things it could be used for besides cooking and cleaning.~"

>>18006637
Why wouldn't he want a large, meaty maid with cowtits? I'd be very worried if he didn't! Slender maids are good too, though.

>>17848774
Time to skip to Plan B: paizuri.

>>17690607
More assertive Kikis when?

>>17640349
>turning your Kiki into a cow
Beware: you will now be assaulted with paizuri at every opportunity.

>>17422851
He's drawn a milk Kiki before.

>>17393291
A machine can't compare to the skill of a professional maid!

Reminder that kikis are best meidos and best everything.

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>you're the master of a kiki maid and ochimusha bodyguard
>neither of them can confess their feelings for you, so they team up to seduce you
>the ochimusha's new sword technique "just happens" to backfire and shred both their clothes, giving you a good look at their sizable assests
>kiki "accidentally" did the laundry wrong and now their uniforms have shrunk, forcing them to wear these skin-tight clothes that dig into their curves until replacements arrive
>ochi has taken up writing haikus, but they're all about the benefits of fucking one's servants
>kiki cooks very phallic looking food for them to eat in front of you

>>16925655
>Make her cum which causes her to die and lose all her souls.
She should've had a Ring of Sacrifice equipped if she knew mastah was going to molest her.

>>16899516
You highly underestimate the power of a Kikimora anon.

>>16879019
A maid that adds her breastmilk to the sweets she makes sounds nice.

>>16783181
That's the tricky thing about masochistic kikis: you wanna punish her for being a naughty little maso-slut, but that's just feeding the flame. I bet she messes up on purpose.
>"Oh my, I seem to have stumbled into Master. I apologize for my uselessly large breasts throwing off my balance and making me knock into you. Perhaps I need to be taught a lesson about keeping my slutty tit-flesh under control~"

>>16727118
>Mastah Season!~

>>16667518
I've seen bigger.
Pic-relateds must be the largest titties I've seen Latenight draw aside from his Rogue Holst.

>>16348041
Someone being a hard worker or ambitious does not relate in any way to being alpha though.

You might be an extremely passionate plumber and you would be attractive to a Kikimora. It's the average person that does a simple 9/5 job, goes home and watches tv for two hours before going to bed that Kiki's don't care about.

If you have a hobby you are interrested in or have a lifegoal you want to work towards to you can already attract a Kikimora's attention. Remember, Kiki's have the ability to recognize people who can reach for the stars given the right push.

What i'm trying to say is: That hobby you've been interrested in trying? I suggest you give it another shot. Whether its drawing, electronics or laying floor tiles isnt relevant.

I would like to remind everyone that maids in all forms and shapes are extremely lewd and horny beings and are to be kept under control at all times.

Please schedule laundry to specific times and ensure supervision. Keep your laundry otherwise locked away.
Please do not be tempted by any and all upskirt-peek moments that are created by your maid.
Please do not eat any odd or funny tasting foods prepared by your maid.
Please only provide a maximum of three headpats a day.
And above all, please endeavour a strict professional relationship with your maid.

Thank you for your understanding.

>>16172792
Acceptable. What shape though?

>>16108989
Make love to master.

>>16034646
>Needs a bigger chest
Agreed.
>and wider hips
She's fairly pudgy under that apron, so her wips are wider than they appear. The ass is clearly fat too.

>>16004371
High turnover rates.

>>15951300
Be careful of what you wish for.