/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44554491
I remember him doing this one for me years and years ago and it's still my ideal life with a mamano.

I am going to marry a monoeye and bully her with shitty ocular based puns

>>22453154
Exactly how I feel about Monoeyes.

>>19347124
One can never be lonely with a loving Monoeye!

>>19234060
Objectively false.

>>19234087
But what about the naizuri?

>>19203229
My love for her?

>>18877965
I only have eyes for her.

>>18827808
Look what you did, she's pregnant now.

>>18776068
Monoeyes are for marriage!

>>18006963
>>18006975
>>18006979
Puns.

>>17815825
I'll be sure to impregnate her at first opportunity.

>>17808192
No, pregnant monoeye housewives are just as alluring!

>>17707956
Be sure to tease her even as she's bearing your children.

>>17664627
Monoeyes are for loving!

>>17664637
How horrible! You'll cause long-lasting spine damage!

>>17508711
Wrong.

>>17098092
Don't I know it.

>>16430115
Gotta make them monoeye daughterus first.

>>16307000
Give her a daughter.

>>16116841
Lower horns have been found to cause uterine tumors in monoeyes.

>>15996801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cjbSgy3vSw

>Pregnant Cyclops getting put into her bridal gown by your mother, she's fretting and worrying that her new mother-in-law hates her
>Even with the rouge lipstick and gravid, swollen belly with your daughter in her womb, she looks absolutely radiant
>She's teeter-tottering down the aisle, the lack of depth perception hindering her slightly
>Starts freaking out and nearly crying when she thinks all the gathered family and friends are judging her as unworthy of a human husband
>Much less a veteran of the Salvation War
>The scripture and vows are spoken, the ceremony proceeding without a hitch after that
>When she gets princess carried into your three bedroom house with a white picket fence, she's 'awawawawa'ing without pause, afraid of being dropped
>Later, when you're sitting there with her, drinking bitter and a little bit crappy coffee, she pops the question, a tear in her massive eye
"W-Why are you doing this, all for me?"
"Don't you know that I'm just a monoeye?"
"Your family hates me."
"I won't be a good mom, or wife."
>She's nearly ready to bawl her eyes out when you reach over and wipe the tear out of her eye
>Leaning forward and telling her the truth that stays with her until you both pass into the afterlife in each other's arms, with grandchildren and kids who love you
'Because no matter what happens in this life or the next, I'll only have eyes for you.'

>>15456155
>Telling a Monoeye "eye love you"
Who started this meme anyway

>>15244353
This image never fails to amuse.

>>14923801
Sure I do. For all you faggots know I have over 1 TB of Monoeye love in both story and picture format and none of it's for you undeserving, unwashed licentious crowds.

Or so I wish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGFToiLtXro