/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12048833
Dude I wanted to post that one. I never know if that's supposed to be an Elvis Japanese bird, or a Japanese thug bird.

>>11981676
Maybe?

>>10729689
post 'em

>>10408098
Nah there was definitely one where an alarm wakes a guy up and he runs to his computer so he can post JBCS.

What is your favorite tag of all time?
Mine's penis_in_panties :3

Is it possible to artificially induce a heart attack?

What will /jp/ do when PCs parts are no longer made, because all computing has been moved to phones, watches, tablets and touchscreen tables that normals use? What will you do when these computers do not do anything unless it is related to helping you complete normalcy tasks such as your job, picking the right line to talk to a woman, micromanaging your thrusts in sex, and your plans for the day that naturally all take place outside your home? When they all have an AI that is basically normal incarnate, and does not comprehend that you could want to complete any tasks that do not relate to the ultimate goal of having a wife and children?

The breed of PC-using hiki truNEET is going extinct.

/jp/,

I recently got a job. Now the job itself isn't really a problem; even the social interaction involved wasn't as frightening as I thought it would be. What is bothering me is the fact that I can't pee in the restroom at work when there are other people in there. It doesn't matter if I'm in a stall with the door shut or in front of the urinal while other people are in the stall. It just won't come out. I end up having to either go to another floor and find an unoccupied bathroom or just hold it in and be uncomfortable while I wait to try again.

Does anyone know how to overcome restroom stage fright?

Are you free from a wife? Do not seek a wife. But if you marry, you do not sin, and if a virgin marries, she does not sin. Yet those who marry will experience distress in this life, and I would spare you that.

- extract, The NEET Testament

Do you hate yourself, /jp/? Are you narcissistic?

Or do you feel that somehow, you hate and love yourself at the same time?

Now everybody have you heard
If you're in the game, then the strokes the word
Dont take no rhythm, dont take no style
Got a thirst for killin, grab your vial and ...

>>7547828
Never.

So now google has killed anyone ever asking for source.

What do you think about this?

I'm a little disappointed I can no longer be elitist about how I know about iqdb and someone else doesn't, because everyone knows google, but this is a major development for the internet and I believe it will improve things in the long run.

Do you smile when your buttfrustration has reached its peak? Not because you are happy, but because that is just the expression you were at maximum buttfluster?

/jp/, do you think you can get any more normalfag than breaking a seal to release an evil god bent on universal destruction in exchange for resurrecting a 'merrican slut you've known for like a day, when you were the one who did all the work to seal said evil god along with said slut who definitely would not want you to resurrect her because she would hate you for it?

I mean despite all that, still doing it, can you possibly be more of a normal than that?