/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>30788250
The only interesting thing that will happen in your trip in space is hallucinating the fucking starchild when you eat some of your semen that has been floating in you cabin for months after you passed the Kuiper Belt and the insane ship AI disabled artificial gravity because it thought it would be funny and never switched it back on. While you're fucked up on your own jizz the fucking computer will engage the impulse drive and get you back to Earth, but relativity is a bitch and your favorite holo died 200 years ago even though only a few months passed by your reckoning. Earth became cyberhell and nobody remembers the pepeloni...the no one...