/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12101620
Little Rumia can have a bite of me anytime. I heard that she loves burgs as well!

time 2 burg /jp/

>>11893561
we need to burg higher, wider

>>11891405
Tomatoes can make your burg a little too watery in my opinion, but just 1 slice is fine. Mayo is THE WORST topping, if Mayo was a girl in a VN, I would never do her route.

>>11891416
Simple things can be as complex as you want the to be, the search for the perfect burg is endless!

>>11888566
On my burgers, I just like to add some red onion, grainy dijon, and a little ketchup. Sometimes I add a little bit of mixed salad if I have some lying around.

>>11888575
"American" mustard, it's the worst. Same on hotdogs, but I don't really like hotdogs to begin with. Unless I'm downtown and I buy it from a vendor.

Please post images of 2hus eating things cutely.

You're alone with a cute shy skinny /jp/ when suddenly her stomach grumbles and she blushes and looks away. What food would you offer her?

>>11131026
Mine too probably. Assuming you mean the quantity.

>>11069385
Excellent taste, anon.

Hey /jp/. I have a question. As you all know, rumia is a pudding youkai. But I have always wondered. what kind of pudding is she made from?

>>9560327
>>9560150

>>9387630
no ww
>>9387664
CRAZY WWWW

Alright all you underage newfags, listen up.

Day after day I keep seeing you mongoloid virgins in here asking questions like 'What does a pussy feel like?' or 'What does a pussy taste like' and I am fucking well sick of your shit.

A VAGINA is like a new running shoe, OK? At first, it looks good, smells ok and fits rather snugly. As time goes by, it stops being all of those things though, especially after being used repeatedly. It starts to look beat up, smells worse and worse, and things get kinda sloppy. A VAGINA is basically a tepid reservoir of bacterial filth, with new bacteria and viruses being added every time a new strange cock goes in (which is usually fairly often, because all women are whores. Even Mom.). It tastes like it smells too, sour with a peculiar strongness. They all smell and taste like that. All of them. Wanna know why? It is also a drain for bodily refuse like dead cells, dead bacteria, and dead spermatozoa. It smells the way it does, because it is full of decaying things all closed up in a moist, heated pocket.

So go ahead, stick your face in it and lick up that stinking, rotting slime.

This PSA brought to you by a concerned burger loving maiden.

*tosses you a burger*

so thats why im so thin

>>9037710
only autistic girls are moe

How come no one suggests
>What youkai would you like to eat a human with?

In which case it's Rumia for me

I want to give Rumia the beef

All of it

Do you see what happens sparky

Do you see what happens when you fuck people over?

Your threads get dubs hijacked. That's what happens.

pic related I want to give Rumia all the hamburgers