/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>8167855
You're a God level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I'm Kyon, and you're as far beneath me as Shin level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your creating the fucking universe on a whim? I clean up all your messes and keep you from realizing you ever made them. By the time you pull some whacked out stunt like making a cat that talks or having your moe friend shoot lasers from her eyes, I've already got a cover story set up so that you think it was all just cheesy special effects. You just keep wasting your time looking for aliens, time travelers, and espers, I'll be watching from behind, laughing at you when you talk to them every day without even knowing it